the inn from hell

Inn From Hell It all started on a dark a stormy night just
outside of the Paris city limits at about 11:00 P.M. when Doctor Bleed and
his assistant checked into the old run down inn. You see the weather
was so bad that they could not even make it all the way over to Spain so
they had to stop. They walked in with thier clothes soaked from the
rainfall, when they first walked in they realized that there was nobody at
the desk to wait on them so they just took it upon themselves to get a
room for the night. That was thier first mistake. As they walked up the
creeky stairs they peered around every corner looking for an open room
so they could relax in peace. When the end of the hall grew near they
both spotted an open room with a light on in it and both of the beds with
all of the blankets all folded up nice and neat, almost as if they were
expecting us to arrive that evening. Without even thinking about anything
else they both entered the room and agreed that it was probably too late
to go wake up the inn keeper so they would just go down and pay him in
the morning. After removing the soaking wet clothes they put on thier
night clothes and not even five minuites after hopping into bed they were
both asleep. That was thier next mistake. Now like most people
Doctor Bleed just had to get his drink of water in the middle of the night or
or or Well thats funny I dont think that he has ever not had his
refreshing drink of water in the middle of the night. Oh well, I sure hope
he gets it. Like normally the Doctor woke up at about 2:00 A.M., now with
the doctor not knowing the house he just took off in any old direction
which he should not have done because he did not know what he was
about to get himself into. As the doctor roamed the inn he started to
swear like a mad man because he still could not find any water. He
thought to himself "What kind of an Inn is this". He would soon find out.
Just then The doctor spotted what appeared to be a bathroom with the
lights on, he would be sure to find some water in there. As he looked
around the bathroom for the faucet he heard this soft chant coming from
another room across the hall. It almost sounded like the Theme Song

from "Barney", he caustiosly tip toed across the hall desperatly hoping to
catch a glimpse of whatever is making that horrible noise. He opened the
door and there standing right in front of him dancing around and singing
songs like a fairy was a huge purple dinosaur. Right away the Dinosaur
spotted the doctor and grabbed him by the arm and attempted to get him
to dance to the theme song from "Barney". Scared to death from the
words of the horrible song he decked the dinosaur straight in the left eye,
that gave the doctor time to run. As he ran he could hear the dinosaur
clodding behind him repeating the words "Come back! All I want to do is
sing my song". Quickly looking for a place to hide the Doctor Dove into
the laundry room and watched the giant purple dinosaur jog past him, A
sign of relief the Doctor thought to himself, or maybe not because right
when he turned around he saw a strange man doing his laundry. The
Doctor decided to go closer for a better look at the man, as he peered
over his shoulder he saw that it was "PEE WEE" Herman!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh no
the Doctor has ran into that moron with his very own playhouse and
talking furniture, the doctor knew he had to get out of there fast. Before
he could get out of the room "Pee Wee" pulled out a gun and made the
doctor sit down and watch old reruns of his show which was a total flop.
After watching just one of the episodes the doctor pinched himself just to
make sure that this was no dream, And what do you know it wasnt.
Now the doctor was still craving that drink of water that he wanted
over an hour ago, and this moron showing him the movies was not
helping one bit. Then the doctor began to change HE WAS GETTING
BIGGER HE TURNED BLACK and the next thing he knew he was
wearing boxer shorts that said Tyson on them. His hands turned into
boxing gloves and wasting no time he jabbed "Pee Wee" right in the gut
leaving him laying in aftershock. Now it was payback time for that purple
threat to the world "Barney". The doctor found "Barney" in the exact
same place as before and doing the exact same thing as before, Acting

like a fairy! The doctor dove right on top of the purple friek and hog tied
him with his very own tail, but that wasnt enough for the doctor so he
began kicking the dinosaur everywhere. With every kick he shouted "And
this one is for teaching my kids to sing your stupid song 24 hours a day
and 7 days a week. As the doctor paused he spotted a glass of water
that "Barney" had been drinking on so the doctor walked over and
chugged every drop in the glass, I mean it wasnt like "Barney" was going
to be wanting anymore. About 20 seconds after he drank the water he
began to morph back into his previous form, now after all that work the
doctor decided to go right to bed and deal with the mess in the morning.
Now the doctor would never have to worry about bad dreams again, that
being because he was his own bad dream, and with that in mind he
closed his eyes and had a wonderful rest. The next morning doctor
Bleed's assistant woke him up early so they wouldnt have to pay the inn
keeper, obviously the assistant did not even realize anything that went on
last night. Oh well the doctor didnt really feel like telling anybody anyway.
As they drove away the doctor saw that there was a full moon last
night COINCEDENCD I THINK NOT!!!!!!