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Take Me To Your Heart

hello

Take me to your heart take me to your

I've been alone with you
Inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips
A thousand times
I sometimes see you
Pass outside my door
Hello!
Is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted
And my arms are open wide
Because you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much
I love you

soul

scarborough fair

Hiding from the rain and snow
Trying to forget but I won't let go
Looking at a crowded street

Listening to my own heart beat
So many people all around the world
Tell me where do I find someone like
you girl
[Chorus]

Give me your hand before I'm old
Show me what love is - haven't got a
clue
Show me that wonders can be true
They say nothing lasts forever
We're only here today
Love is now or never
Bring me far away
Take me to your heart take me to your
soul
Give me your hand and hold me
Show me what love is - be my guiding

Are you going to scarborough fair
Parsley, sage, rose-mary and thyme
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was true love of mine
Tell her to make me a cambris shirt
Parsley, sage, rose-mary and thyme
Without no seems nor needles work
Then she’ll be a true love of mine
Tell her to find me an acre of land
Parsley, sage, rose-mary and thyme
Between the salt water and the sea

stands
Then she’ll be a true love of mine
Tell her to reap it with a sickle of
leather
Parsley, sage, rose-mary and thyme
And gather it all in a bench of leather


star

Then she’ll be a true love of mine

It's easy take me to your heart
Standing on a mountain high
Looking at the moon through a clear
blue sky
I should go and see some friends
But they don't really comprehend

Say you will
Say you will, say you will be mine
I just keep missing you tonight
I feel so unsure, I feel so alone
I just don’t dare to open my eyes

Don't need too much talking without
saying anything
All I need is someone who makes me
wanna sing

Sealed with a kiss
Though we gotta say goodbye for the
summer
Darling.I promise you this I’ll send you
all my love everyday in a letter, sealed
with a kiss
Guess it’s gonna be a cold lonely
summer
But I’ll fill the emptiness,I send you all
my dreams ev’ry day in a letter, sealed
with a kiss
Ref: I’ll see you in the sunlight
I’ll hear your voice ev’ry where
I’ll run to tenderly hold you
But darling,you won’t be there
I don’t want to say goodbye, for the
summer
Knowing the love we will miss
Oh, let us make a pledge to meet in
september

Into deep, going in to deep
I can’t get you out of my mind
Baby no matter just how hard I try
I don’t want tobe alone tonight
Won’t you be my guiding light
Lead the way tobe by your side
Won’t you be my star tonight
I need more than a noon light
Right here waiting for you

Oceans apart, day after day, and I
slowly go insane. I here your voice on
the line, but it doesn’t stop the pain. I
see you next you never. How can we
say forever?
Ref: whatever you go,whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it take, or how my heart
breaks
I will be right here waiting for you
Over and over
I never dare to reach for the moon, I
never thought I’d know heaven so soon.
I couldn’t hold to say how I feel, joy in
my heart, no words can reveal.
Ref: over and aver I’ll whisper your


And sealed with a kiss
Million scarlet roses
Once here lived a young painter
Who owned pictures and nice house
He was in love with an actress
Who very much loved flowers
Once day he sold all he own
Sold all pictures with cottage
And with the memory he owned
He bought the whole sea of roses
Million, million, million scarlet roses
From window, from window, from

window she admireed.
Who’s able, Who’s able, Who’s able to
love serious.
From your dear my whole life, gave for
you turn into roses.
Forever
I stand alone in the darkness
Winter of my life came so fast
Memories go back to my childhood
Today I still recall.
Oh how happy I was there
There was no sorrow there was no pain
Walking through the green fields
Sunshine in my eyes.
Ref:I’m still there every where
I’m the dust in the win
I’m the star in the northern sky
I never stayed enywhere
I’m the wind in the trees
Would you wait for me forever?

name
Over and over I’ll kiss you again
I see the light of love in your eyes
Love is forever, no more goodbye
Caravan of life
What can you say when see it all hust
slip away, wasting up opportunities a
change when begin but you wouldn’t
play. All you had to do was ask.it’s

quicly give me the time to spend.
Everything is shown, to see how the
years fly by.
Ref: things are not a world to
thing,ther’s nothing that can matter
change. You get the second change too
see. This is good one way, you can’t
can’t change the day gone by. It doen’t
matter how you try. Watch the hand of
time not shown, and see the caravan of
life go by….

Lawer and producer of eraser

Kind – hearted

A young man said to his friend :
- my father earns his living from the
other bodies.

The bus stopped and an old man
stepped inside a young man stood up
hurrily and gave up his seat to the old


His friend asked:
- is your father a lawer?
- No he isn’t
- What’s your father?
- My father produces eraser

The effect of music
The young wife was playing the violin,
her husban painfully said:
- will you please stop playing violin.
I’ll buy a new skirt for you.
- I don’t loke a new skirt. I want to
have a diamond ring.
The wife replied and continued playing
violin. The husband stopped his ears
with the hands and said:
I agree buying a diamond ring for you,
please stop it at once.

man. Every one commended the young
man :
- he is very kind – hearted
but another young man said:
- I don’t think it! Do you know who
that old man? He is that young
man’s future father – in – law.
The optimun(toi uu) street
The young girl compained to her lover:
- we have loved each other for three
years. Why have you led me walking
along the only on street? It’s too dull!
Her lover laughed and replied:
- I can not do any thing that is better.
Excuse me! But it is the only street
in the city where there is no shop.
Associate(lien tuong)

Fear
After weeding, the young husband said
to his wife :
- let’s fire all bills of our weeding.
His wife was surprised:
- why do we have to do it ?
the husband replied:
- I fear that our son will read them and
dare not marry

A rich man invited his friend coming to
his house to have dinner. In the middle
of meal, he said to his guest:
- looking you when you are eating, I
suddenly associate to a famous man.
The guest asked:
- whom do you associate to?
The owner replied:
- saint GIONG

Ours

in the park

After weeding,the young wife said to
her husband:
- from today, don’t say this is mine,
that is yours. Everything is ours. Do
you hear what I am saying? What

are you doing?
- I’m shaving(cao) our beard(rau) –
replied the husband
The only first time

walking in the park, a clever boy asked
is friend:
- when kissing each other, why the
girl closed her eyes but the boy
opened his ones? Do you know it?
The friend replied:
- the boy opened his eyes to look after
his bike because in the park, sometimes,
there are also thieves.


-

-

it’s the only first time when I and
my wife agree with each other to do
the same thing.
what do you and your wife agree to
do?
Divorce !

Although

Other example

The father said to his daughter:
Why don’t you lead your boy friend to
meet me?
His daughter replied:
- I invited him to come our home but he
said “it isn’t neccesary! Although your
father is ugly and fastidious(kho tinh), I
love you too”

In the grammar lesson, the teacher
explained:
- the noun is the word that points the
name of man, animal, thing…
Cuong, give me an example about
noun.
Cuong stood up and replied:
- Teacher, a cat
- Well, Hung, give me another
example.
Hung stood up and answered:
- Teacher, another cat.

Strange thing
A boy said to his friend :
- my young sister is ten years old but
she can speak English rather well.
The friend smiled and replied:
- it isn’t strange thning. When my
family came to London. I met a little

girl who was about five years old
but she spoke English like wind
Very poor
A rich woman said to her son:
- my dear son, don’t boast that our
family is rich when you are at school. It
is not good. Your friends will hate you
if you are haughty(tu dac).
Following his mother’s advice, the boy
said to his friends at school:
- my family is very poor, the butler
(quan gia) is very poor, my father’s
driver is very poor, four servants are
very poor, the gardener is very poor,

Be plundered(bi cuop)
In the methematical hour, the teacher
asked a student:
- why do you go to school late?
- I’m late bacuse I was plundered on
the way to school.
Teacher and all students looked at the
boy worrily.
- what did you lose?- asked the
teacher
- I lose my mathematical exercise
notebook, Teacher.
Intelligent
-

-

Ti, a number multiplies(nhan)
elevan, how do you calculate most
quickly?
Too easy! Use the computer.


too.
Birthday
Her mother asked her son who is ten
years old :
- In your birthday, do you want I
make a cake with ten candles?
The boy smiled:
- mammy, make ten cakes with one
candles for me.

Bear a baby
A little girl said to her father, a
widower(nguoi goa vo): - Daddy, bear a
baby for me playing with
The father laughed and replied:
- I can’t. my dear daughter.
The little girl was surprised:
- why can’t you? Please try it one
time. You are too lazy!

Tense of verb
Give is better than receive

In the English grammar lesson, the
teacher asked: - what are the simple
past tense and the simple future tense of
“MARRY”?
A student answer: - Teacher, “LOVE”
and “DIVORCE”

A glib (lem linh) said to his father :
- Daddy, is give better than receive?
- yes, it’s very exactly!
- if so, will you give me five dollars