A TALE OF TWO BRAINS

A TALE OF TWO BRAINS
Watch the video and then choose best the option.
1. Men's brains are made up of...
 little bags
 many little boxes
 a big box with little boxes in it
2. The main rule for men's brains is...
 the boxes don't come into physical contact
 the box is opened only when they have to discuss a particular subject
 the boxes don't need to be opened carefully
3. Women's brains are made up of...
 a big ball of fire
 a big ball of wire
 big boxes where everything is connected to everything
4. According to Gungor, women tend to remember everything because...
 they have good memory
 they connect events to emotions
 they connect everything to their memory
5. According to the University of Pennsylvania, men are able to...
 go fishing
 do nothing
 think about absolutely nothing and still breath
6. Women are irritated the most...
 by seeing a man fishing
 by seeing a man zapping
 by seeing a man doing nothing


A TALE OF TWO BRAINS
Video Script

We’re gonna start discussing men’s brains, women’s brains and how they’re very different from
each other. Now I wanna start with men’s brains. Right? Men’s brain are very unique, men’s
brains are made up of little boxes and we have a box for everything. We have a box for the car.
We‘ve got a box for the money. We’ve got a box for the job, we’ve got a box for you , we’ve got a
box for the kids, we’ve got a box for your mother somewhere in the basement.
We’ve got boxes everywhere, and the rule is: "the boxes don’t touch". When a man discusses a
particular subject, we go to that particular box, we pull that box out, we open the box, and we
discuss only what is in that box, alright? And then we close the box and put it away being very,
very careful not to touch any other boxes.
Now women’s brains are very, very different from men’s brains. Women's brains are made up of a
big ball of wire, and everything is connected to everything. The money’s connected to the car, the
car’s connected to your job and the kids are connected to your mother, and everything’s
connected to everything....
It’s like the Internet super highway, Ok? And it’s all driven by energy that we call emotion. This is
zzzzz. It’s one of the reasons why women tend to remember everything. Because if you take an
event and you connect it to an emotion, it burns in your memory and you can remember it forever.
The same thing happens for men, it just doesn't happen very often because, quite frankly, we
don't care.
Women tend to care about everything! And she just loves it. Ok?
Now, men, we have a box in our brain that most women are not aware of. This particular box has
nothing in it. It’s true, it’s true. In fact, we call it the "nothing box." And of all the boxes a man has
in his brain, the nothing box is our favourite box! If a man has the chance, he’ll go to his nothing
box every time. That's why a man can do something seemingly completely brain-dead for hours
on end. You know, like fishing.
Now, they’ve actually measured this. The University of Pennsylvania, a couple of years ago, did a
study, and discovered that men have the ability to think about absolutely nothing and still breathe.
You know, they connected all the wires and stuff like that, marked the brain activity..... Our brain
is dead! Huh! Hang on.
Women can’t do it, they can’t do it, their minds never stop, and they don't understand the nothing
box and it drives them crazy because nothing drives a woman more crazy or makes you feel

more irritated than to witness a man doing nothing!