20770 reporting stupid quotes

Report what these famous people said:
1. "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a
woman." - Arnold Schwarzenegger
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2. "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." - Former Australian
cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
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3. "If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate." - Marion
Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.
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4. "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." Alan Minter, Boxer
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5. "Better make it six, I can't eat eight." - Dan Osinski, Baseball pitcher, when a waitress
asked whether he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices.
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6. "The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean explaining to the
media how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.
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7. "For most people, death comes at the end of their lives." - GLR broadcaster, UK
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8. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." - Greg Norman, Golfer
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9. "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer
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10. "I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to." - Linda Evangelista, Supermodel
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11. "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" - Christina Aguilera
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12. "Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion." - Madonna
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Suggested answers:
1. Arnold Schwarzenegger thought that gay marriage was something that should be
between a man and a woman.
2. Keppel Enderbery, informed us that, traditionally, most of Australia's imports came
from overseas.
3. Marion Barry argued that, if you took out the killings, Washington actually had a very
low crime rate.
4. Alan Minter admitted that there had been injuries and deaths in boxing but denied
that any of them were serious.
5. Dan Osinski asked the waitress to cut his pizza into six slices because he couldn’t eat
eight.
6. Dizzy Dean announced that the doctors had X-rayed his head and found nothing.
7. A GLR broadcaster reported that, for most people, death came at the end of their
lives.
8. Greg Norman, Golfer said that he owed a lot to his parents, especially his mother and
father.
9. Britney Spears told us that she got to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
10. Linda Evangelista insisted that she didn’t diet. She just didn’t eat as much as she’d
have liked to.
11. Christina Aguilera queried where the Cannes Film Festival was being held this year.
12. Madonna decided that everyone was entitled to her opinion.