21717 creative writing doctor doctor jokes read em write em

Doctor, Doctor Jokes
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Doctor, Doctor I think I’m invisible.
Who said that?
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy.
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses.
You certainly do. This is a fish store sir.
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bell.
Take these and if that doesn’t help give me a ring.
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bee.
Buzz off, can’t you see I’m busy.

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Doctor, Doctor I’ve lost my memory!
When did this happen?
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Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I’m a liar.
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there’s 2 of me.
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Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake.
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