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The Funniest

Trading
Game
Give one weird gift and 50 dollars of play money to your students each (get banknotes from the internet). Tell them the game is to
sell their gift at the best price they can. Once they’ve sold it, they should buy another one as cheaply as possible and, again, resell
it with a profit again. The goal is to make as much profit as possible in 45 minutes, and/or get a nice collection of gifts. You’ll be
surprised how much highly motivated speaking you will see from your students. Also, the game will create tons of fun & laughter.

Fetus Cookie Cutter
Who doesn't love eating fetuses? Oh yeah,
pretty much everybody. But for the handful
of weirdos who love them, be it weird punk
rockers or pro-life fanatics, this fetus cookie
cutter is just what the clinic doctor ordered.
It's only $10, making it the perfect price for
any total weirdo in your life.

Scratch Map
Scratch Map is brilliant! Scratch Map is the perfect way to show
off where you've been travelling while livening up your wall with a
colourful world map.
Scratch Map is an amazingly high quality, uber-massive wall map,
featuring a gold top foil layer. Why? Because you get a unique,
slick looking gold wall map to start with, and then scratch off all
the places you've visited to reveal a whole new world below,
featuring colour and geographical detail. The result is a totally
unique and personalised world map. What a great gift for an avid
traveller!
This 81.9cm x 58.2cm world map is based on the idea of the
scratch card so you just scratch off the places you've been and

bright colours will be revealed underneath. Scratch Map also
includes facts about certain countries and cities. Fun for all the
family.

Lucky Four Leaf Clover Kit
Everything you need for your own little luck factory. This
Lucky Four Clover Kit has got everything you need to start
growing a four leaf clover for luck whenever you need it.
The box is only small, measuring 6cm x 6cm x 6cm, but
inside is everything you need to start four leaf clover
production. In the box: Clover seeds, Compost, Miniature
terracotta pot. Just add water and a suitable growing
location with light, and wait for your plant to appear.


OUCH! Call the Ambulance
Bandages
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Ouch! Call the Ambulance includes: 4 different
bandages printed with happy ambulances ready to
treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches.
Brighten up your First Aid kit with Ouch! Bandages.
24 Assorted OUCH! Bandages
Hinged tin box

Musical Piano Tie
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The Musical Piano Tie lets you add some chord-ination to your

daily office drudgery!
Stun your colleagues with a novelty tie equipped with 8 touchsensitive key notes that actually play mucical notes when pressed.
There's even a breakaway strap for those spontaneous spurts of
creativity (plus, instructions on the box for playing "Twinkle,
Twinkle Little Star" and "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow").
This musical tie is a great gift for music professionals, piano
enthusiasts, and bored desk workers.
Never again will an office party or class session be dull! Requires
(2) AG13 batteries, included.
Size: 18" x 3" x .5"

Moustache Bandages
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That's not a scratch, that's Mr. Elbow! Turn any minor injury into a
jovial personified body part with these Mustache Bandages.
More than just mustache bandages, these adhesive medical strips
are perfect for all of your mustache shenanigans.
These fun novelty bandages aren't just kid bandages; they're fun
for crybaby adults, too!
Each fun metal tin contains 15 colorful latex-free adhesive
bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind
off of the excruciating pain.
Latex-free
Contains 15 adhesive bandages
4 different bandage designs
Bandages measure 3" x 1"
Tin measures 3.75" tall

Hang it up
I love whimsical things! Sue me. And when I
saw this brand new product from designer
L’Air de Rien, I immediately smiled. Not only
is this chandelier quite the conversation
piece, it also would make a lovely addition to
any home. You can add as many hangers as
you’d like to make your own personal light
fixture.

The Hand Window Sign
Know someone who loves to express themselves
with their hands? “The Hand” will help them say
it all when they're on the road. I know you're
probably thinking of one particular hand gesture
that may get you shot if you're in the wrong part
of LA, but there are plenty of other things you
can say with your hands, like “peace,” “hang
ten,” or “live long and prosper.” Funny how
they're mostly all the opposite of your naughty
hand gesture isn't it?

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Self stirring mug
Why worry about spoons and swizzle sticks
when you can have a mug that does all the
work for you? At the push of a button, your
sugar, cream, booze and any other additions
to your coffee can be blended in with this

great Self-stirring mug. These are great for
exceptionally lazy geeks, women with fusedwrists, spoon-phobic men and all kinds
ofother strange niches of people you probably
don't really have in your life.


Gun Alarm Clock
If you love Duck Hunt, or know
someone else who does, you'll
appreciate this sweet gun alarm clock.
It's definitely an effective way to wake
up, just shoot the target to get the
alarm to stop ringing. Besides the
whole wake-up factor, it's just really
fun to play shoot things.

Fundies (The Underwear Built
For Two)
Some couples share everything. For the
people who won't accept that there is such a
thing as too much intimacy, there is Fundies.
Underwear for two, is a great gift for those
annoying couples who are pretty much joined
at the hip anyway. You never know, maybe
getting a gift like this will make them realize
how clingy they've been, and hopefully, they
won't be so damn annoying anymore. It could
just be the gift that keeps on giving.

Radio Controlled Tarantula

Little boys love two things, toys that scare
or annoy their sister and gross things. Why
not give them an all in one gift combining
the two joys for them? A radio-controlled
tarantula is just the thing for scaring
siblings and exploring just how fun huge
spiders can be.


Kids Tattoo Maker
Do your kids love tattoos? Do they think
needles are fun? Then they're sure to love
this GR8 TaT2 Maker toy that will train them
for their future jobs requiring no education or
real life experience. Not that tattoos or
tattoo artist are a bad thing, not by any
means, but is this really something you need
to get your kids into early?

Nothing
Ever been so mad at someone that not
giving them a gift seems to be not enough
of a punishment? They might just think
you forgot or couldn't afford to get them
something. No, nothing says you
intentionally left them out like the gift of
nothing. Show them exactly how much
they mean to you, give them the gift of
nothing.

Animal Weighing Scales
Sometimes we have to face the truth. It is however
far easy and less painlfull if we ignore the truth
altogether. That's why these Animal Weighing Scales
won't exactly tell you how much you way, instead
they will make a rough comparison.
You no longer have to lose a couple of pounds, it's
now a couple of ducks, lose a rabbit and you've done
exceptionally well, a horse would be impressive.
Just hop on the scales and you'll be told your weight
by way of a regular animal. Your weight loss program
will now be measured in animals and not kilos.
Are you a baby rabbit, duck or bear? Fun for all the
family and friends. The scales come in white or blue,
you will receive either of these colours.


BBQ Flavoured Worm Crisps
These tasty little snacks are oven baked not
fried! The worms are farm raised specially for
human consumption and are fed on a diet of
select grains and cereals. There is
approximately 15 worms per bag, they taste
very similar to toasted popcorn and are
seasoned with BBQ.
OVEN BAKED NOT FRIED
FARM RAISED & HEALTHY
TASTES SIMILAR TO POPCORN

Giant Remote Control

If you buy this Giant Remote Control and still manage to lose it
down the couch then it's time to buy a smaller couch. Measuring
11" x 5" it's bigger than some television sets.
If turning the room upside-down trying to find the remote control
is not the problem and seeing the buttons is then this will
definitely solve the problem. Each button is clearly marked and
large enough to cater for the chubbiest of fingers and the visually
impaired amongst us.
This jumbo sized remote control is definitely not pocket sized
unless you have extremely large jeans, and that's no excuse to
tuck it in your pants.
You can also replace most your other remote controls with this
one unit. As it universal you can programme it into almost every
TV and DVD player, just use the instructions provided.

Wolf Whistling Gnome
Walk past this cheeky little chap and you'll know about.
This Wolf Whistling Gnome has an inbuilt movement sensor,
so one move and you'll feel like Jordan walking past a
building site.
Standing at about 48cm high the Wolf Whistling Gnome
looks like any other gnome so any unsuspecting passers by
will wonder where the whistle came from.
Features:
Movement sensor, 48 cm high, Wolf Whistles when
triggered
Not waterproof
Sorry but the Wolf Whistling Gnome is not waterproof.
Made from plastic and requires 2 x AA batteries (not
supplied)