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Chuck Norris Jokes
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity- twice!

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble- you will win forever!

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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors -– only walls he walks through.

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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris did in fact build Rome in one day.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Now- if you’ve got enough courage- complete these Chuck Norris jokes.
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If at first you don’t succeed _____________________________________________________________.

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Chuck can lead a horse to water ______________________________________________________.

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Dinosaurs are extinct because ________________________________________________________.

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Chuck Norris is the reason ____________________________________________________________.

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Chuck Norris is not afraid of the dark - _______________________________________________.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch- ___________________________________________________.

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When you say no one is perfect, _______________________________________________________.

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Chuck Norris once ate __________________________________________________________________.

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Only Chuck can prevent _______________________________________________________________.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can _______________________________________________.

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Chuck Norris can speak ________________________________________________________________.