6269 if i had no sense of humour
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1. “If men could get pregnant, …
2. “If everyone on earth just stopped breathing for an hour, …
3. “If God did not exist, …
4. “If there were no bad people, …
5. “If I had no sense of humour, …
6. “If women didn’t exist, …
7.“If God lived on earth, …
8. “If life was fair, …
a) “ … Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.”
Jimmy Carson
b) … people would break his windows.”
Jewish proverb
c) … abortion would be a sacrament.”
Florynce Kennedy
d) ... there would be no good lawyers.”
Charles Dickens
e) … it would be necessary to invent him.”
Voltaire
f) … all the money in the world would have no meaning.”
Aristotle Onassis
g) … I would long ago have committed suicide.”
Muhatma Ghandi
h) … the greenhouse effect would no longer be a problem.”
Jerry Adler
