20413 embarrassing stories

My embarrassing moment came this summer when I was
watching my nieces. They were playing in their backyard and I
was lying down on a lounger catching the "rays" and fell into a
real deep sleep. When I woke up, my nieces told me how cute I
looked and how they loved my makeup. I took them to meet
my aunt in the mall.
When my aunt came saw me, she broke into hysterical laughter
and say, "Ellen, have you looked in a mirror.....?" I said no, and
ran to the bathroom. To my shock, there was my face with
designs drawn all over my face, including a mustache, beard,
big red circles on my cheeks.
My nieces had decorated my face as I slept with bath crayons,
and I had been walking around the mall with a marked up face.
I could have died.
I went to a pool party with my boyfriend. A whole bunch of our friends
were there and it was a great day-warm with a cool breeze, just perfect.
Well, after playing some volleyball and fooling around in the pool. I
figgered it was time to catch some "rays" and work on my tan. I lay down
on my lounger and fell into a warm sleep where I could hear sounds but
didn't have to react to them..
Well next thing I remember , I hear some of my girlfriends giggling and
mentioning my name. and the phrase "yeah ..that's a panic. lets do it !!"
Well then as I lay there I heard a familiar sound but not really sure or
cared what it was ..just enjoying the warm sun...I heard pssssssht
....psssshhhht ...psssssht ..over and over again and odd cool feelings on
my legs, tummy, arms ....and a mixture of soft giggles.. Then I felt someone
gently moving my hands... and again psssssht...pssssssht...and giggles
then some silly fly was bugging my face ..my forehead , my cheeks....so I
took my hands and began to try and brush the fly away.....
I woke with a startled feeling....something mushy all over my face... I
jumped up and my boyfriend and my girlfriends were around me in

hysterics.... Well there I stood... covered in whipped cream....(the
pssshhhht sounds I heard) ... my face at first turned beet red... I could have
died ....then I too broke in to hysterical lafter.. ..boy did I pay back my
boyfriend ..later...he confessed to having inspired the girls
Sincerely .....
Shelly...(sleeping now with one eye open)

I was sitting with my friend on the first day of school
and the teacher was calling role. When she got to my
name she was saying"Victor, Victor, is Victor here" and
my friend was like "cool we got victor in our class, he's
so cute, I thought he wasn't going to come back cause
he got kicked out." So i told her "it's going to be
Victoria."
Everybody was saying he got kicked out of this class
and she finally said " oh I'm sorry it's Victoria, is she
here" she said here and everybody was laughing. I
know it's only been like three days of school but ever
since that day everybody in that class has called me
Victor.


The most embarrassing moment of my life was
probably when I was about 7 years old. I remember
this one little black and white polka dot dress my
mom used to make me wear during the summer. It
was pretty hideous. Anyway, I have two really evil
older sisters and while I was playing at a friend's
house they locked the front gate to our house so
that I couldn't get in. Well, I was on my way home

and stood at the gate yelling for them to open the
gate. After much deliberation of what to do, I
started to climb the fence. We had one of those
chain linked fences. I ended up falling over and
getting caught by my dress. I hung there for a
while neighbors passed by in their cars, trying to
hold my dress down and waving like nothing was
wrong. My other neighbor from across the street
saw me and recorded me for a while until I finally
ripped the dress and ran to the house. To this day
my neighbor has the video and shows it to
everyone that needs a good laugh and I never wore
that dress again because I tore it. I guess one good
thing came out of the whole situation.
Ok so one day my family and i went to a local
resteraunt. My dad my grandfather and i went
outside to stand while the ladis paid. I had a super
ball and was bouncing it around when my dad said
"let me see that". I gave it to him and he bounced
it as high as he possibly could and i decided that i
was gonna catch it. so i was right under this ball as
it was in the air than all of a suden i fell RIGHT ON
MY FACE!!! As i was following the ball in the air i
triped over a parking meter!! i looked and my dad
and my grandpa were just laughing the at that time
my mom and grandma were walking out of the
resteraunt and thwy were all woried they kept
asking me if i was ok which i was fine. I got up and
i was soaked it had just got done raining i also had
grease on me because it was obviously in a parking

spot. As i got up i looked in the resteraunt windows
to see all the people in there there laughing at me!
I was so mad at them but then i got over it and
realised that it was kind of funny.
A couple weeks ago my little cousins (both 1 1/2
years old)were visting and I was showing them how
to blow bubbles but at the same time I was drinking
a soda, I had put them down to go to the
bathroom, when I came back I grabbed for my soda
and drank it, without realizing it I drank a good deal
of soap fluid so I had to be rushed to the hospital
but fainted in the ambulance, when I woke up they
told me my immune system had been using all my
energy to combat the viruses. They told me not to
talk butI couldn't help it. I said who are you, to the
person next to me, not only did it turn out to be my
crush but it sounded like I was cussing her off
because my voice was messed up. Embarrasing. JW,KY
My most embarrasing moment was when i was in


elementary school. I was in the bathroom while my
bestfriend waited for me outside. When I came out
I thought I saw my mom so I ran up to her, said hi
mommy and hugged her. The lady turns around
and says sorry honey I'm not your mom. So I walk
away embarrased while my friend is laughing and
making fun of me - To embarrased

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Anonymous_13
Me and my friend share a crush and we really like this guy alot and this one
time we were in PE and we were siting on the bleachers . I didn't know that
he was infront of me and we were talking how cute he was and stuff like that.
I was looking around to see were he was 'cause he wasn't siting with the guys
he usually did and I was all like "were's Marcos, were's Marcos" and this
other cute guy that was sitting in front of us with him was like he's right
here.
One day I went to the cinema with my sister, cousin and my aunt. Before the film started they gave the usual
saftey precautions, including a fire one. I wasn't listening properly, all I heard was "Fire, evacuate the building as
quickly as possible!" (Missing the "In the unlikely event of a...") I jumped up out of my seat shouting to my aunt
"Fire Fire! We have to get out!" while jumping up and down. I only realised it was a safety precaution when my
sister was pulling me down into my seat...oh the shame...
firestarter, 14.

My name is Nicole,
I have a really embarrassing story to tell.
I went swimming and i didn't know that I was on my period and when I
got out and went into the locker room I had blood dripping down my legs
and my butt was completely red. Everybody gave me this weird look and my
friend told me to look down and there was a puddle of blood. I was so
embarrassed that I actually went home early and started to cry with
embarrassment.

I have an embarrassing moment for your site and it'd be a big favor if u
could put anyonumus (bad speller) under it. I wuz taking these cheerleading
classes at my school, and there wuz this really cool high school teacher
there. One day I went to the pool with my friends and she was lifeguarding
there. We went on the water slide and a sat up on it. She started yelling,
"Lay down! Lay down!" put I didn't hear her untill I landed in the water. So,

at the next practice she was telling everyone how I didn't lay down on the
water slide. I earned a new stupid nickname-Situp- and even my bff calls me
it in front of my crush


My name is Nicole,
I have a really embarrassing story to tell.
I went swimming and i didn't know that I was on my period and when I
got out and went into the locker room I had blood dripping down my legs
and my butt was completely red. Everybody gave me this weird look and my
friend told me to look down and there was a puddle of blood. I was so
embarrassed that I actually went home early and started to cry with
embarrassment.

I wuz taking these cheerleading
classes at my school, and there wuz this really cool high school teacher
there. One day I went to the pool with my friends and she was lifeguarding
there. We went on the water slide and a sat up on it. She started yelling,
"Lay down! Lay down!" put I didn't hear her untill I landed in the water. So,
at the next practice she was telling everyone how I didn't lay down on the
water slide. I earned a new stupid nickname-Situp- and even my bff calls me
it in front of my crush
anonymous
One day I went to the cinema with my sister, cousin and my aunt. Before the film started they gave the usual
saftey precautions, including a fire one. I wasn't listening properly, all I heard was "Fire, evacuate the building as
quickly as possible!" (Missing the "In the unlikely event of a...") I jumped up out of my seat shouting to my aunt
"Fire Fire! We have to get out!" while jumping up and down. I only realised it was a safety precaution when my
sister was pulling me down into my seat...oh the shame...
firestarter, 14.

I was talking to my friend Tyler on instant message a few nights ago, and his
brother got on and asked me a few questions. We'll first he told me so you
like my brother Tyler, I said "How did you no" he said "I looked at the
conversation you had with him." O my God I couldn't believe it!!! Here I was
begging the guy I liked for a kiss and his brother gets on and reads our
conversation. I mean how much more can a girl feel bad. So anyways he says "I
wanna no how much you like him" I said "no" like I would. He tells me i put
him in the ccloset and he can't come out untill you tell me how much you
would do for that kiss. I said "Anything."
I tell him I would take my shirt off for him. I mean he is a real hottie.
Then he say's "Here is Tyler" We'll turns out the next day Tyler told me he
had no brother and he was pretending to be a brother, to no how much I would
do for a little kiss!!!


Turns out the guy I liked new how much I liked him. My fast turned pure red
when the teacher found out. Tyler told a blabber mouth and I was so embarassed
I put my head in the sweater I brought and never showed it again to the
teacher. But Tyler the guy I adore.... actually thought that was pretty cute.
Now how good is that, well I had butterfly's in my tummy!!
Chelsie, 14

My mate and I had just met up in town and decided to shop for make-up. I walked into the chemist's and went
straight for the lippie. I tried on some bright orange for a dare, but while I was applying it, someone pushed me
and it went all over my face! Then someone called me so I turned round and it was the boy that I fancied. I felt a
right idiot.
Star_girl, 12.
I had a really nice facial toner so I was very disapointed when it ran out. A few days later, I noticed that it was half
full again and not thinking, I put some on. Afterwards, When I was out with my mates, we noticed a funny smell.
Then I realised what had happened and I ran straight to the loos to wash my face. My little bro had done a wee in

my toner bottle for a joke!- yuk!
Anonymous.
A few months ago, I went on holiday to America with my family. We'd just finished eating at a resteraunt, and my
mum and I went to the loos. After I washed my hands, I went to walk out, following the girl in front of me who
opened the door. She walked through with me following close behind and it was only when I realised what I'd
done. The girl hadn't walked out the exit but into the disabled toilet. She looked horrified and people began
sniggering at me. To top it all, my mum called out,"Love, I don't think she needs your help in there!", before
collapsing into a fit of giggles. At times like these, you just think, "Why me?"
The time was 2:36 and school had just ended. I was
really eager to leave the campus: one, because school
sucks and two, because my mom was picking me up in
the ghettoest van imaginable and I didn't want anyone
to see it. Of course being the great mother she is, she
parked the hunk-a-junk right, smack dab in front of the
school where it could be seen by pretty much everyone
and their mother. no pun intended. So there I am
already embarrassed that i had to be seen in front of the
piece of crap. I go to get into the thing via the sliding
door. I open the slider and it decides not to stop. Yeah,it
just kept sliding and fell off its higes all together and
clunked right onto the ground. I had to go to the wood
shop and ask for a screwdriver to fix it. It, to this very
day, haunts me when I sleep. --Tyler
Once I was at the apartment of this guy I really like, and he was using the restroom when I really had to use the
bathroom too. I couldn't wait for him to finish, and I didn't know what to do, so I just dropped my pants and
crapped right there on the floor, and I swear I was going to pick it up with a paper towel and throw it away, but
right then he came out of the bathroom. I threw a pillow over my crap and hoped he wouldn't notice.
Unfortunately he knew something was up, so he picked up the pillow and there was my crap. He was like, "What
the Hell is this", and I was so scared that I just made up this story. I said "Your dog just ran in here and pooped

on the floor, but I didn't want the dog to be embarrassed so I covered it up." And he said "I don't have a dog, I
think you're lying". And I'm thinking gee what tipped you off. So he knew it was me, and he picked up the poop
and he threw it at me. So I said "I guess this means we aren't having dinner?" So I had to leave covered in my
own poop. Oddly enough I did hear from him a few days later when he called to ask if I would pay the bill for the
carpet cleaning he had to have. Then he asked out my twin sister, and told her the story. Now they are getting
married, and I have to be in the wedding, and they sent me a diaper to wear under my dress. Oh my gosh, I
wish I could die. -- Anne
This one time I was in the school library looking at some books then, as usual, I got bored then went with my
friends to go see some magazines. Well, while browsing through the magazines I saw what I thought was a
sample of a perfume then I smelled it. My friends started laughing at me and I did not know why then I turn
the page and I see that the "perfume" I smelled was of these new scented tampons!!! then me and my friends
start cracking up and I realized, always check what your going to smell!
My boyfriend and I were looking for houses. We saw this cute little house by a bakery!! I just love cake. We
opened the door and started looking around. All of a sudden someone came in and said. "What are you doing in
my house?" It turned out that the owner of the house had just moved there and was only there to lock it up,
she had forgotten to take the for sale sign off. -Angie
I'd have to say that my most embarrasing moment would have to be a few weeks ago! I was wearing these
really really baggy pants, right? Well, I had spray painted my shoes the night before, so my pants kept sticking
to the end of my shoes. During my lunch hour at school, we are allowed to go outside on the football field. So..
i decided to eat on the bleachers with my friends but as I was climbing up the bleachers.. BAM. I fell striaght on
my effing face. Then two minutes later, i fall AGAIN, but this time on the concrete. All this was infront of about
80 kids. AND my crush saw me fall both times, he decided to help me up, take me somewhere away from my
friends and ask me to be his girlfriend. SEE, Good can come out of embarrasing moments!! - Emily
I was at an under age dance club with all my friends. I had a new short short mini skirt with a belly shirt and i
thought i looked so hot in it, my crush asked me to dance, i thought i was sooooo cool. After the dance i was
walked over to my friends where they were at the bar drinking sodas. I walked over towards my friends
thinking i was soo cool because i just got back from dancing with the cutest guy in there. i turned around to
look at him and saw him and his friends were all watchnig me i thought to myself i must look so hot tonight. i
was wearing a really short skirt so when i approched to my friends i carefully went to a stool to sit at the bar.

but instead of sitting in a stool i sat in a great big trashcan. my butt fell in the trash and only my arms and legs
were out of the trash can.
My fiance and I were going to college. He lived with five other guys, but at any given time there would be one
or two random guys that would stay there for the week. In order to see each other I would have to come over
in the early morning between our two jobs and classes. It was that, or we couldn't see each other during the
week. He started sleeping out on the couch because his roommate that shared a room with him started a
graveyard shift and needed his sleep. One morning, before the sun came up, I had just let myself in to his
apartment, and saw that his alarm clock was by the couch so that he wouldn't sleep through class. He hadn't
been expecting me so I carefully walked through the pitch black apartment trying not to trip over anything. I
wanted to surprise him with a wake up kiss, so I knelt down and started to kiss him. It was turning quite
passionate when all of the sudden he went completely rigid. I sat up to see what was wrong and it wasn't my
fiance at all. It was some random guy who had just happened to stay overnight. I thought I was going to die!
All I could pathetically say was, "Sorry, I thought you were my fiance." His reply? Well, after he stopped
laughing and could finally take a breath said "It's all good." -RetaOne time when I was younger, about 5 or 6, me and my family went to a hotel with my cousin. I was walking
around with my brother and my cousin and I couldnt see the pool over the gate because we were on the third
floor. My brother and my cousin kept making fun of how I was to short to see over the gate so I stuck my big
head threw it. And yeah you guessed it. My head got stuck in the gate. My brother had to call the maids in the
hotel to cut the gate and get my head out. They still laugh at me about that. And they told my boyfriend. I
mean....... COME ON!!!!!!!!!


I went to camp in Arizona when i was about ten years old, and i had just started "going out" with this other girl
who was apparently a model somewhere.. anyway i had to go #2 so i told her i had to leave and went to talk to
my counselor. I asked him where the latrine was and he didnt know, so instead of asking quietly, he shouts
across the whole camp "hey, [my name] needs to use the latrene, do you know where it is?" to some other
counselor. Of course they have to discuss it for a while, meanwhile this girl heard it and was looking really
ashamed. Anyway they finally tell me where it is ( we are out camping so the latrine is a dug out hole near a
log..), and i start running embarrassed towards it. Apparently its far from the camp along a road, so i start
walking down the road looking for it. I found the toilet paper, which is a sign of whether or not the latrine is
occupied. I continue walking looking for it and i can't find it for about five minutes ( did i mention it was night

time?), so its really dark i really need to go and no latrine in sight. All i found was a fire place, made of rocks in
a circle, so im pooping in this fireplace when all of a sudden flash lights come on everywhere and i see lights in
the distance coming towards me, i stood up quickly and ran all the way back to the camp with my pants down.
I'll never forget that day...New York
It was around August and I had just gotten a new job as a secretary, so I went to buy some proper clothes for
the job. On my way to work, I realized I was almost out of gas, so I stopped at the local Shell station down the
road from my house. Since this was Florida, the heat was quite bad during the summer months if you didn't
have air conditioning. I pumped in $10.00 worth of gas, and went inside to pay. There was a bit of a line, so I
waited. As I got closer to the counter, I could feel a breeze on my legs. When I finally got to the counter, I said,
"Hi, how are you today?" The man behind the counter looked mortified, so I said, "are you okay? You look like
you've seen a ghost." He replied, "I guess I have. You're doing a Marilyn Monroe." I turned around in circles
trying to figure out what he was talking about, as he watched me make a futher ass of myself. Behind me was
a man standing by a Pepsi fridge and a fan. It was then that I realized not only was my dress being blown up
from behind, by the fan, but also that today I'd worn pantyhose without underpants underneith. The guy behind
was signaling to the man at the counter about what he was seeing. How utterly embarassing. Anonymous
I was at my friend’s sleepover and we just got out of the pool. I was changing in her room, which faces the
outside, and the window was open. As usual, I was oblivious, and just started changing. I walked out to the
kitchen, and my friend’s like “why didn’t u shut the window? We just saw u changing!” I was soooo
embarrassed….. it was really awkward!!!
OMG! one time, I was at a play for a school field trip, and this really peverted guy was sitting behind me. I
guess he liked me because all of a sudden, he started playing with my hair! on stage, everyone was at a sceen
where they were yelling so i figured that i could tell him to stop without anyone hearing me so i turned around,
and said, "would you stop playing with my hair you pervert!". right as i did, the sceen stopped for the break in
the middle of the play so everyone heard me and gasped! it was sooooo embarrasing because my teacher
heard me at gave me detention for a month for insulting a student, and interupting the play. it was soooo
unfair!~ amber
So one day after school, this really hot guy that I've had a crush on came up to me and started talking to me. I
haven't talked to him very much so I was way excited. He asked me if I would hang out with him that weekend.
That Friday I hung out at his house with some of his friends. I had to take a dump REALLY bad but I was too
embarassed to stink up the bathroom. Finally it got so bad that I farted while they were talking and it was

coming out so I booked it and luckily found the bathroom. I ran in and later found out that they could hear
everything while I was in there. It doesn't end here...come to find out, the toilet was broken and wouldn't flush.
So my hot crush came to help me out and got this disgusting look on his face. I was soooo embarassed! He
never asked me out again. -MCall
Well me and my best guy friend Ryan went through a tennis stage where we were always on the court. There's
this big fence near the court and whenever we played a bunch of balls got hit over it and we always had to
climb a fence to pick them up. Well this day we decided when we were done to both climb over... I let him go
first and when I went to follow, my foot slipped off the fence and the pointed part at the top caught my bra and
pulled it, along with my shirt, up over my head. So here I was trying to get uncaught for like 5 minutes,
completely exposed (and i'm definetely not flat). And this is a school tennis court too so there's a bunch of high
school guys watching me. When i mentioned to ryan later why i stopped going to play tennis he said "oh yeah. I


was hoping you wouldn't bring that up..." and I said "how much did you see?" and he said "everything you
wouldn't want me to...." I was soooo mortified!
This one time, i was at mcdonalds, and me and my friend Ash were playing with the ketchup, because we got
heaps of packets, and we were squirting them all over the table, then i went to the bathroom to wipe it off my
hands, and when i walked out this guy i really liked saw me walk out of the bathroom, and he looked at my
skirt and said "You leaked..." And i looked down and there was katchup on my skirt and he thought it was
period, before i could explain he had walked off with his friend... I still haven't lived it down... -From Annie,
Australia
One time I was at an internet cafe for my friends birthday party. We were all having so much fun playing
around. Then my stomach started bubbling. I didn't think it was so serious until I had looked for 10 minutes
and found no bathroom. After an hour I couldn't take it anymore so I crapped on myself. I was so embarressed
becuase everyone was staring at me and it smelled bad throughout the place. So I started walking home and
about half way there after all the staring and walking funny my friends mom popped up in her car and gave me
a ride. I felt so bad for rewening the party and stinking up his car. I got grounded for a month from my mom. Anonymous
One time when I was walking to my next class I saw this really hot new guy in the school so I decided to go up
to him and asked if he needed any help the guy turned around and he turned out to be a teacher!!! the worsts
patr is he was one of my main teachers. -Anonymous

It all started out on a wonderful vacation, I was with my dad, and my twin siter, and best friend. And we all
decided to go to a movie, before we went into the movie we saw these really goodlooking guys out in the
parking lot, and asked for my number. So i gave it to them, and entered the movie. During halfway of the
movie i started to get really sick.. I knew i was going to hurl, but had no time to run away, so i puked in my
hands... but it gets worse while i was running down the aile covered. i threw up right in the middle of the aile,
looking up i see the guy who asked for my number he looked up at me and laughed and handed my number
back... I was never more embarrassed in my life.
So I was in 7th grade nd i was in social studies. My teacher is ok, but she gives detetions for literally
everything. i went to the bathroom, and i had to do #2, so it took a little longer than #1. I also had to wait, cuz
both the stalls were taken. so i get back like 8-9 min. later, and my teacher yells in front of the class "You're
finally back!" so that the whole class is staring at me nd my crush was rite next to the door, so she was really
close. then she goes "youre in big trouble, that better have been a #2 or youve got a detention" so i have to go
"ummmm yea it was #2" then she goes "i cant hear you!" so i basically have to yell "Yes I went #2!" every1
laughed at me like all day.
Right now is probably my most embarrassing moment because I'm 49 years old and most stories here are from
kids. Anyway, when I was in 10th grade it was at a very large city school. It was between classes. EVERYONE
was in the hall going to their next class. I was menstruating and sanitary napkins didn't have "wings" or tape.
We had to wear this extremely uncomfortable "sanitary belt". I hated it so bad so I did not wear a belt. Ok,
remember everyone is changing classes and I was in the main hall. Yup, my "used napkin" fell out of my undies
and landed yucky side up!!! I freaked out soooooo bad and without thinking, I kicked the stupid thing and it
goes sailing down the hall. Then I start running trying to catch up with it. Of course people were laughing and
dodging and pointing......it landed in front of the girls restroom. I opened the door and kicked it inside. I stayed
in the bathroom all day crying. And yes, I quit school that very day. No way could I return. (update: i
eventually got my ged and went to college.) But it was definantly my most embarrassing moment. (Next to
writting about it in here) Debi
I was singing the national anthem at a hockey spirit game, with about a thousand people, and in the middle of
the song I forgot the words! Instead of singing "for the ram parts we watched" I sang, "for the lamb...that we
caught" and I sang those words very clearly so everyone heard! What makes it worse is that when I was
finished, I found out that my crush and his friends had come to the game to hear me sing! They were all

laughing hysterically at my mistake. I was so embarrassed!!!
Ok I was sitting in Bewitched which by the way wasn't the best movie i've ever seen and my friend was holding
the popcorn and she went to the bathroom and the guy next to her had popcorn candy coke and pretzals all
brand new and it was all on the ground next to my friends popcorn and i grabbed all of it thinking she had got it
for me and ate it all before she came bac i was fsting b4 that so i was starveing but anyway when maggie came
back she asked me y i didn't eat any popcorn and i thought she was kidding so i kept eatting finnally the most
angrest guy ever came up to me and sad that i had stolen his stuff anf neglected to give it bac so i played cool
and had my friend say she had just bought it for me he cooled down and said he was sry he made a mistake.
but it dosnt end there the movies are in the mall so natrually we went to the mall after words i was talking to
my friend about how dumb that guy had been 4 beleiving me when all of a sudden he walked up to us and said
i was was in a lot of trouble he brought me to customer service and they laughed but he refused to leave until
they called my parebts so they did and my parents told him he was a snobby jerk over the phone when i saw
his face i ran sssoooo fast out of there its not even funny and i stioll see him in the mall like every day he
glares at me even tho that was two years ago!!! - Paige
Once when I was in, like, 1st grade me and this other kid were having an insult contest at recess. Well, I won
with “poopyface” but the other kid got so upset that he pulled down my pants and my underwear went halfway
down with them! Everyone in kindergarten, 1st, 2nd, and 3rd grade saw me! - NewtGirl
Ok. This is the most um embarrassing moment ever (but also somewhat rewarding). So skiing with my best
friend and this guy that i had a HUGE crush on had come along. So I'm skiing and I fall and I'm sprawled all
over the place and i walk up get my ski's and make a mental note to switch to snow boarding. So I'm walking
back up the lift and like 15 ft in the air I fall off! so then I'm just really pissed so I'm careful on this lift I walk
up back to the lodge and my crush and best friend (not to mention everyone in the lodge) was like staring at
me and my crush was drooling. I'm like what?! and then my best friend says look down and my boob is totally
overhanging my shirt! 2 weeks later me and my crush are making out but my best friend never lets me live it
down. -damn it Kasha just let it go. Jess
This was really embarrasing for me. I was in 9th grade math class and there was this really HOT guy sitting
behind me. I decided to be cute and pretend to drop my pen so I could bend over show off my butt and pick
the pen up. Well it just so happened that as soon as I bend over my desk to pick the pen up I fart. Not just any
fart but a loud, nasty, stinky fart. I tried to pretend it was the desk but everyone in the class knew the truth. I

ended up being called FartKnocker the rest of the whole year. I had to change schools.-AnonymousI'm a PHd student in electrical engineering. Last year I accepted a teaching position for introduction to
computer science. The class is 400 people and it's in a large theater style lecture room. As I was teaching the
back of the class is getting noisy, and then the noise got louder and louder. Just as when I was about to ask the
people that are making the noise to get out. One of them got out of his seat from way in the back, wobble
downed to the front, took off his pants and mooned the whole class, shouting "I'm a sexy boy!, I'm a sexy
boy!" and walked out. I frozed for about 10 minutes. The worse part is, after class, I saw that same bunch of
guys viewing in on a handy cam. So somewhere on the net, there's a video of some dude mooning my class
and me looking hillarious.
Ok so last year at school...i go to a very large scool about 3200 students .....the fire alarm went off because
one of the science labs had an explosion......well as i was going down the stairs i tripped and like 20 people fell
down the stairs as if that wasnt bad enough ....i was wearing like basketball shorts and when i landed at the
bottom....my shorts and boxers came right off as i was tumbling down the stairs.. so there i was letting it all
hang out...good part i got two dates and a girlfriend im still with....bad part i got detetion and a ticket for
indecent exposure how messed up was that....----Josh
I had been at my friends house for like 2 days, it was spring break, and I had to take a shower, i mean i hadn't
had a bath in days. Well earlier that day we had all been sitting on stephanie's bed and i farted. everybody does
it. anyways, so it left a stain on my panties, that was brown. duh well while i was in the shower, stephanie and


heather(the other gurl that was over there) were in the bathroom while i was in the shower. when we had all
had a bath and were about to go to sleep stephanie and heather burst out laughing. then they told me they had
seen the big stain on my panties and i tryed to explain to them that it was where i had farted but they wouldn't
let me live it down. that's not even the worst part. while i was over there i had brought my digital camera and
stephanie had one too. well while i was in the shower heather and stephanie took pictures of my panties and
took them to school and showed everyone even my brother and he still laughs at me. now i am known as dodo
stain or dirt tracks. it's so embarrassing!!!
So i was in class and sitting next to this guy i really really liked. he sent me a note and told me he liked me. i
wrote him back and told him i liked him to. well...the teacher saw me and took the letter. he read it to the
whole class and then everyone started to laugh...i found out later that my crush meant for me to give it to my
BEST friend.agggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Was in 6th grade, it was the first choir concert of the year. The choir director Ms. Truax was new that year, this
was her first big debut... and at the end of a very successful concert, during which I felt very queasy, we were
all bowing the grand bow, and I threw up all over the director! The puke totally covered her and a few
unsuspecting people around me. She was furious! And this was the first performance out of 3 that she had to
direct. She spent the whole night smelling like puke. To this day she tells people about the girl that threw up on
her, and I am famous in the Middle School.
One day me and my girlfriend were innertubing and we were going about 30mph but the water was really
rough. Well we get some serious air and both go flying. Then when I hit the water my shorts flew off. I had to
take off my life jacket and swim down after them my girlfriend was laughing like hell and still wont let it go.
Well last year on New Years I went to my friends house and we were jumping on the trampoline I was wearing
really tight pants my fav. pants by the way and we were doing toe touches and well i did my toe touch and my
pants ripped all the way from the front to the back i was so embressed cause one of my crushes were there and
he saw everything ive never jumped on the trampoline with pants on again.
At mass the night before Easter,I was sitting in the pew with my mom and my older brother.The lights were out
and it was so dark in the church you couldn't even see in front of you,all of a sudden I let out this loud fart (at
least 3 times) and the church was so silent you can hear a pin drop and my brother started laughing at me at
that moment so when the Lights finally went on, people knew it was me I WAS SO EMBARRASSED and my
mom was angry that i didn't leave and go to the bathroom to fart,i'll never live that one down - anonymous
I am in the Navy and I work aboard ship. I had some personal business to take care of on base at a building
that processes new personnel and their families into the new location. I was there to get a new ID card, so I
asked the man at the counter to make one for me. This was my first time having to make a new one so I didn't
know what I needed, and I was a little nervous. He told me that I need a special document from my ship in
order to make the ID card. As I was talking to him, I didn't realize what was coming until it was too late. I felt a
LOUD and BUBBLY fart slip out infront of the man I was talking to as well as the staff, and infront of the
families waiting in line to be helped. My face turned beat red! I felt sorry for the little girl who was sitting just a
few inches behind me. I walked out of there avoiding eye contact with everybody and pretended like it never
happened. Luckily, my ship went underway the next day and I didn't have to go back for eight months!
one time me and my best friend cass were at fuddruckers and we went to the bathroom then we saw these
really hot hot guys.they kept cheking us out so we tried to hurry in the bathroom so we could catch them
before they left.then we started to talk to them right and they were laughing sooooooooo hard and my friend

wispered to me and it turns out i had toliet paper hanging out of my pants i was mortified.
Me and my friend kristy got done dressing for field hockey practice....so we decided to go talk to some people
in the gym for a few minutes. I thought it would be fun to slide across the gym floor in my socks. Not realizing
that we got a new gym floor....i started running as fast as i could and when i went to slide i can do a dead stop.


All you could hear was me hitting the floor then a sound that was like finger nails on the chalk board. Everyone
had to have been in the gym when it happened. All the football players and my boyfriend...the volleyball
players and the people cutting through the gym to get to the parking lot. When i finally got up my knees were
torn up and somehow i got a hole in my shirt. how embarrassing. Everyone just laughed!
I once was at my school and I saw a basketball lying on the court so I thought I would hide it because you are
supposed to rent it for 1$ and I would be able to get it free. But when I climbed in a tree to hide it there I got
stuck and I nearly fell but I grabbed on and I hung there for nearly 2 hours before a janitor found me. It was in
the school paper and I was
soooooooooooooooooooooooooo embarrassed. They still call me ''squirrel the tree climber.
Once i was at a friends house and we were bored so i sugested an arm wrestling contest. Soon the contest
started introducing dares and i foolishly suggested that the loser should lick the other ones feet. I lost and had
to lick my friends foot which smelt quite bad. He made me lick in-between his toes and everything. My friends
never let me forget it -anonymous
When I was nine years old, I was sitting on my older brother's water bed watching "The X-Files." My big bro
had a lot of spare pennies laying around and I knew better than to put them in my mouth and play with them,
but I was mad bored so I did it anyway. So, I had this penny in my mouth and I must have wiggled a little or
something because the water bed started moving. Of course, the movement made me choke on the penny. I
ran out of my brother's room into the living room coughing with my hands around my throat. My mom instantly
screamed, "Oh my God!" and came running towards me. Before she could get to me, I gave one mighty cough
and I somehow mananged to swallow the penny! So, once I could speak, I let my mom know that I had choked
on a penny and that now my chest hurt really, really bad. So, she called up my older brother (he had the car at
the time) and had him pick us up so I could be taken to the hospital. It turned out that the penny had lodged
itself in my esopha gus. So, after waiting a night to see if the penny would move at all (it didn't), I had to get
surgery to take the penny out. They put me to sleep, stuck a tube down my throat, and used these long

tweezers with a camera on the end to pull it out. Ever since I got out of surgery, my family and friends have
enjoyed calling me "The Human Piggy Bank" and to this day I cannot be around any pennies without someone
asking, "Are you hungry or something, Hilary?" It was quite an embarrassing ordeal, but I still have the penny
in a jar and pictures taken of my esophagus as they were pulling it out! Interesting souveniors... - Hilary
One time, while on a field trip tp the Louisville Zoo, i was bending over to try and get the coins out of a
"wishing well" that ducks swam in, when i suddenly slipped and fell in the duck pond. The teacher i went on
that field trip with hated me anyway, and doing that didn 't help.
I was at the mall with my husband , I was ordering a soda at a fast food restaurant thinking he was beside me I
got the urge to grab his butt.. Me being in a rather cheeky mood, I did...
Just a few minutes before my husband had said " Honey, I will be right back". and walked away. I did not here
this... So, I grabbed the guy standing next to me only it wasn't his butt it was his groin... He got a great kick
outta it and said "He needed to come to the mall more often". and as did his friends they asked if I was single.
The guy taking the order l was laughing so hard he was crying. My husband thought it was the best thing that
had happened all yr. I was mortified.... - Marcie
Ok, we were at camp together and some of the boys decided to play a trick on us overnight. When we got up in
the morning (we go to sing the anthem every morning) So we got up to sing and our underwear and bras were
hanging from the flag pole!! It doesn't end there. When we finally got them back, kids were making fun of us
for wearing pink and purple underwear, one was my old undies that still fit that had barnie on them... Sooo
embarassing! It happened infront of our crush's and to this day people still call us the panty princesses...
~ Renee & Amy
Last year I was at a really cool disco and decided to show off in front of my friends, I stumbled backwards, fell
through the bathroom door and to make matters worse i landed head first into the toilet. It was so
emmbarrasing, while i was doing this the door was wide open and every one at the disco cracked up laughing.


It was so so embarrasing. Amber.
So me and my little brother where ice skating on our pond. My crush came along. we decided to play ice hockey
with brooms. I wanted to look cool for my crush so i skated onto the thin ice. he said "Wait!" and followed me.
then i stopped for a second and the ice broke! oh my god! i grabbed onto my crushes pants so i wouldn't fall
through and i pulled them down. i ended up falling through with his pants and boxers. he ran away and my

little brother just watched it all. my crushes parents heard me yelling and came and found me holding a pair of
pants and boxers in the water. my crushes mom said "aren't those our sons pants?" i was soooo embarassed!
and i almost drowned.
When I was around 9 I went on my first date with a boy named Alan. i really wanted to look cute so I wore a
frilly pink skirt and a white t-shirt. The pink skirt was almost see throug too. his mom was driving us and she
had soft seats in her lincoln continental. all of a sudden i had to go to the bathroom so i tried to hold it but i
couldnt. like 10 minutes later i didnt have to go anymore so i looked on the seat and there was poop all over it!
i had no idea i had pooped myself!!! thats not even the end either! it was time to leave to the movie he was
taking me so i got out of the car and i thought i could cover the mess i had made up with my sweatshirt. i
covered it up and we went inside and saw the movie. when we came back out he lifted up my sweat shirt
because i said i was a little cold. he saw the poop all over the place and i was mortified and he even started to
cry!!!
I work for a very small company (myself and one other person) and we use office space owned by another
business. My desk is right by the front door to their office. So one day I was in the office alone, my coworker
had the day off, and I “let one go”. This fart was the definition of a S.B.D. (silent but deadly). So in order to
cover the odor before it reached the unsuspecting employees, I light a match. Within a couple of minutes I hear
the office manager asking if anyone else smells smoke. I hear him walking around the room, checking wires
and waste baskets, frantically looking for the “fire”. Then he and one of his employees start to head toward my
desk. And out of sheer embarrassment, I begin laughing hysterically and uncontrollably. They look as me and
ask if I am ok. I reply giggling “I may have lit a match”. A puzzled look comes across both of their faces and
fades within seconds as these two guys realize how I have tried to cover my tracks. To this day, if they hear
any sound that sounds remotely like a body function I am the primary suspect.
So yeah when I was 6 I was going to be the flower girl in my aunts wedding I was sooo excited!... then while I
was walking down the isle all of my flowers got stuck to the bottom, not 2 bad right… wrong! I turned the
basket over and started banging on the bottom next thing I know all of the flowers were on the ground! I was
so embarrassed that I ran out the door that the bride was going to come in! My shoe was unexpectedly caught
on her dress but she didn’t know and I didn’t want to ruin her day so I just pranced in behind her on 1 foot…
then I fell into her ! We both went tumbling down the isle and guess what there more is! I had been crying so
much that while I rolled over her snot went piling on her face!!!!!!! That was officially the worst day of my life!
I was sitting in language class and the teacher is reading a boring story and all of a sudden i fall asleep. When

the teacher finally realized i was asleep she woke me up and i farted really loud. Then all the class ran out
because it smelled so bad. It was so embarrising but in the end every one laughed. -keegan
One time i was at the mall and i was in the footlocker looking at the jordans when i walked out i saw the most
beutiful girl in bedicheck middle school then all of a sudden my friend jumps behind me and scares the crud out
of me causing me to spill my drink all over her new 300 dollar dress.
I was at the library with 2 of my friend. We were joking arund and started to read achildren's book. my bigest
crush walked in and heard me reding the book outloud! I tryed to put it bak beforehe noticed but before i could
he asked me, "Aren't you a little old to be reading that?" I was so embarassed! He told the whole school and i
was the laughing stalk for the entire Month!
On my first day of my senior year, I walked into this class, sat down, realized that everyone else was a junior


and was looking at me really strangely. I didn't really think too much of it, until I realized that the teacher who
was in the room was definitely not my teacher. So I got up in front of the entire class and left. This wouldn't
have been so bad except that I was a freshman mentor and so I had to wear a bright orange T-shirt to let
everyone know that I could help them. Later I found out that the class was US History and everyone was giving
me weird looks because you have to fail it to take it as a senior. Oops!
So I was in 7th grade, just moved to another new school. I was in PE and we were doing those physical fitness
tests. The day that i came was the sit-up day. My school was pretty decent sized too, but yea, it was crazy. So
my PE teacher was sittin next to me and makin' sure i was doin' em' right and then this one chick was holdin
my feet down. i was on like.. my 23rd one after like.. 30 seconds, and i farted, and it echoed throughout the
whole gym. All of the people playin basketball like.. went 100% silent and stared at me, then everybody tripped
out laughing. That had to have been practically the most embarassing day of my life.
I'm 21 years old, but at the time I was only 14. I got into a bad habit of always having my mom buy me pads
or tampons when I needed them. So when one day she didn’t want to I had to suck it up and go myself. She
drove me to a near by circle K (a gas station) I got down and went straight to the isle where I knew they were
at. I grab a package of pads and hurry to make the line of the female cashier. When I get to the counter the
female walks off to the back leaving me to go to the next cashier who was a male. Being embarrassed I walked
away and acted like I need something else. I was way to embarrassed to go to the male. So I walked around
the small gas station just looking around like I needed something else, waiting for the female to return. Five

minutes passed by and she still hadn't returned so I decided to act grown and just go to the male cashier. As I
was about to walk up to the counter a couple of guys I knew from school walked in. Turning bright red I turned
around quickly and put the pads on a shelf near by and greeted them as if I was in there for another reason. I
thought they would only be in there for a couple of minutes so I again acted like I was looking for something in
each isle. By this time about 15 minutes have passed and my mom is watching me through the big glass
window laughing so hard. She knew how embarrassed I was by this point. The guys left and I went to the male
cashier and tried to hurry. I was walking out very upset with my mom and as I was just about to get into the
car, a car of guys pulled up next to us. Everyone knows plastic bags are see through so I was swinging my
arms a little extra to make sure they couldn’t see what was in the bag. All of a sudden I saw something go
flying up in the air. That’s when I realized I didn’t have a grip on both handles of the bag and my pads went
flying making them visible for everyone to see. The worst part was they landed underneath the guys car and
picked them up and handed them to me. I was so humiliated and told my mom I was never buying them
again……..
This happened at work. I went to the mens room to take a dump. I went to the stall & sat down. Someone
came in & was in the stall next to me. When I was finished I half way stood up while tearing off some toilet
tissue to wipe my ass. Well when I was done wiping I dropped the toilet paper & it landed on the floor in the
next stall where the other person was. I was mortified. I did not want to leave the stall until that guy was gone.
I didn't want him to see me. Of course he could have hung around outside the door to see who came out.
Anyway, I was so embarrassed.
I was at Sams Club with my friends and her family, they were going to be shopping for a while so they bought
us Red Cherry Icees - Yum! We were following them around drinking our Icees and her dad was picking out
some shirts. I had a big mouthful of Icee and I had to sneeze... I tried to hold it in but before I could look away
I got red Icee ALL OVER THE SHIRTS HE WAS GOING TO BUY. Not only that it was all over my face and shirt so
my friend was laughing and we started to go to the bathroom to clean off and she was imitating my sneeze
while a guy was walking out. She was like "AAAACHOOOO!!" And it looked really fake n he took one look at us
and was like "Umm... bless you?". That was about 5 years ago now and we're still best friends and her familiy
still teases me about it!! SO EMBARRASSING!!!
I have a habit of sleeping in just a tee-shirt and underwear during the hot summer. I had just gotten home
from work, and I was exhausted so I decided to try and get to sleep. I kept on hearing my brother being loud
from his room across the hall, so I decided to go and tell him to keep it down. So, I burst into his room without

pants only to realize that there was about 3 other boys in there, all playing video games. So I just stood there,
in my underwear mildly stunned until one of my brother's friends said " um.... hi." I quickly turned away and


went back into my room. From now on, I make sure to check before i go romping about in the house without
pants on!
I was at an overnight camp and we were getting ready for a dance. Everyone had really nice outfits but I didn't.
After searching through my suitcase, I finally found a really nice skirt so I slipped it on and we were out to the
dance hall. I was dancing and I noticed a couple guys staring at me so I started shaking my butt thinking they
were interested in me...I later found out the skirt had a rip from the top to the bottom...and top it off with, I
was wearing underwear which I shitted in a few days ago...It was disguisting.
When I was in high school my church youth group went on a trip to Sea World in Ohio. We stayed for 3 days
and the whole time there I hadn't eaten anything so on the way back we stopped at Wendys and everyone
nagged at me to get something small so I decided to get a frosty. Half threw it, we were ready to leave so I
threw away me frosty and hopped on the bus. Half way home I felt bubbles forming in my stomach.I opened a
window only it did not help so trying to be polite I asked my youth pastor ( whom was driving) if he could pull
over so I could peeee. Only he told me to hold it until we got to the next rest stop or exit. I waited but my
stomch keep hurting only the oain was moving downward the second try i was like Due I have to puke can you
pull over....and he siad we're almost to an exit can you wait and i said yeah i'll trying ...finally I said i can't ...i
can't wait you have to pull over . So we all pulled over and I felt calm I was said go ahead I'll be okay...I fell
better so we oull back on to the road ,passing an exit and suddenly the pain came back and it was't going away
so oce again I asked topull iover and he was like we just passed an exit and you said u were okay ...your gonna
have towait this time ...so yelled out I have to poop and if you don't pull I will loose it here in my seat. The bus
went silent everyone in shock and then a rush of laughter came over the entire bus. My youth pastor pulled
over and I jumped out with a few friends and we went into the woods on the side of the road. After being out
ther ewe releize that there wasn't anything around to use as tp so one of the girls went back to the bus and
returned with a maxi-pad SUPER EXSORBANT. Once we go tback to the bus everyone was still laughing
because shy me having to poop. The most embarrsing part was that after that the church had bought a SCOTTY
POTTY ON THE GO with lots of toliet paper. And when anyone asks why do we have that for the trips
....everyone looks at me.laughs and says Danielle would you like to answer that. That story is told still today 8

years later!!!!
I got drunk at a party and there was them stupid window sliding doors...i was heading outside and they were
open...but because i was so out my face i closed the door n walked threw them...wel tryed to! and of course it
had to be in front of 4 of my ex's, the boy i like just now, and all my other friends!! how dumb of me!
We were having a BBQ and my aunt didn't know how to start the gas grill. She turned on the gas but never hit
the fire button so it stayed inside the grill, when she finally found the button, I was standing next to the grill
and...WHOOF I lost all of my hair on my right side. I still haven't lived it down. Brent
I was at a friends house .. and he left a minute and told us to wait in his bedroom.. so we went in and sat on
the bed my.. stomach started cramping all of a sudden and i thought .. i had to fart, and i let it go thinking that
was all it was ... i shit all over myself and the bed... i was so embarrassed... it was all over.. thought you might
want to hear that ..lol
During my sophomore year in college was running late for an exam. So I was running thru the quad, on
pebbled concrete, wearing leather soled shoes. I was carrying a term paper as ran past a large group of hot
sorority girls. As I planted my foot and turned toward the liberal arts building I slid on the concrete, my legs
went over my head, all of my papers flew in every direction. I landed on my back, which pushed out the loudest
FART out of my ass. All of the girls were dying laughing as I had to pickup my term paper. -Patrick
Once I was in like 1 grade and I had to go to da bathroom and their were bathrooms in every class so I didn't
close the door and I was young so I pulled my pants down all the way, and everyone saw my butt, and I liked
this girl and looked back and started screaming and they all laughed. I was so embarrassed. -anonymous.


So I was at the tennis match, waiting for a court to open up so i could play when I saw the strangest thing. It
looked like there was rain coming out of a bend in the branch of a tree. So all of this water is going everywhere,
and I point it out to some of my friends. I cant figure out what it is, so I walk over to it and put my hand under
it. That's when one of my friends pointed out the squirell peeing all over the place. Ugh.
My most embarassing moment was when my parents were out at a movie and my boyfriend came over, we
were kissing and our braces got stuck together. were trying to get them apart, and my parents walk in on
us!!!!!!!!!!!!! man that was embarassing! - kaylee