13953 20 crazy questions about food part ii

20 CRAZY QUESTIONS ABOUT FOOD /PART II/

1. Can a plump pudding eat plum pudding? - Not recommended.
2. Does a horse eat radish? – Haven’t heard. You can eat horseradish.
3. Can you can fruit? – Yes, you can can fruit.
4. Apples that are not apples and don’t grow on pines? – Pineaples!
5. Berries that are not eaten by a goose? – Gooseberries!
6. Do nuts grow on walls? – No, even walnuts don’t.
7. Can eggs be planted? – No, but eggplants can.
8. Can you mint mint? – No, but the Mint can mint a mint.
9. Does a Kiwi eat a kiwi fruit? – Yes, but a kiwi doesn’t eat a kiwi fruit.
10. Can you tie a kipper? – No, but you can tie a kipper tie.
11. Does an iceberg float in olive oil? – No, but iceberg lettuce sometimes
does.
12. Can you cream cream and creamer? – Yes, until creamy.
13. Can chicks eat peas? – No, but you can eat chickpeas.
14. Does your cat nip? – Yes, when it tries catnip.
15. Can bilberries be billed? – Yes, on billboards.
16. An apple that can’t be eaten? – Adam’s apple.
17. Battered fish? – Simple, batter batter, dip the fish and fry.
18. Are Sundays eatable? – No! But sundaes are.
19. If you beef about the beef, the beef can be beefed up.
20. Are you short of cake? – Yes, of shortcake.