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WAR ON

Porn star Giselle
Palmer clearly isn’t
a natural blonde

BLONDES!
Hollywood icons go brunette as
peroxide sales plummet!

For the love of Shane
Warne, WHY?
Well, according to Cate
and Emilia’s personal hair
colourist Nicola Clarke, Cate
made the change because
she’s portraying a brunette
in a new play.
“With Emilia, she did it for
herself,” said Nic. “Having
wrapped the last season of
Game Of Thrones, it marked
the end of the chapter.
The Oscars presented the
perfect opportunity to debut
a new look.”
As for Emma and
Charlize, we have no fucking
clue why they did it, but we

want this terrible trend to
stop NOW!
Because the cliché is
true: blondes have MORE
FUN…and so do our KNOBS
when we use them for our
WANKING FANTASIES!

© HARD X

W

HAT the fug is
going on,
Hollywood?
Firstly,
Avengers: Infinity War
DOESN’T get nominated for
a Best Picture award at this
year’s Oscars. And now
some of moviedom’s
SEXIEST BLONDES have
turned into BRUNETTES!
It began last month when
Australian superstar Cate
Blanchett ditched the
golden locks for the BAFTA
award ceremony in London.
The domino effect quickly
kicked in with Emilia Clarke,

Emma Stone and Charlize
Theron ALL packing away
their bottles of PEROXIDE
and darkening their hair,
thereby DARKENING the
moods of blonde-loving,
heterosexual blokes around
the world!

CONTENTS

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FULL FRONTAL
RUDE SHOP SIGNS
PORN WATCH
NEWS TO US
ATOMIC BLONDES
ANIMAL HOUSE
THE CENTREFOLD

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BRAIN GAMES
T&Cs
FUNNY SHIT
GIZ

MODEL CITIZENS
TRUE BLUE
THE BACK DOOR


WICKED WOMAN


SHE’S NO
Sam has sin
in her heart
...and her
pussy!
PHOTOS BY WICKED
PICTURES


ULTI-AVN-nominated
Samantha Saint isn’t
just a talented cumguzzling FUCKSTER;
she’s also warm, funny and can
talk intelligently for hours about a
range of subjects from politics to
astrophysics. But we just talked to
the 31-year-old Memphis belle
about BLOWIES ’cos we’re THICK.
WHAT’S your fave on-set sexual
activity, Sam?
“I love sucking cock. It really
TURNS ME ON pleasing a man

and challenging myself to take
as much of it as I can DOWN
MY THROAT.”
How do you like to be dicked?
“I love being in doggy so I can
get the ROUGH FUCKING that
I enjoy and still be able to play
with MY PUSSY at the same
time.”
Were you a fan of stick flicks
before you started your career?
“Before I got in the industry
I was into Jenna Jameson.
I always thought she was so
beautiful. I didn’t watch much
porn but I knew who she was
and wanted to be like her.”
Who are your role models in
XXX, mate?
“I really look up to Jessica
Drake. She a great performer,
a sex educator, appeared in
many mainstream projects and
is passionate about several
charitable causes. Overall, I
think she’s a beautiful person
w a kind heart.”
with
T our readers on how to
Tell

mprove their sex-lives.
Take your time and do lots
f foreplay.”
hat has being a porn star
ught you most about rooting?
t’s allowed me to fully explore
yself sexually both on and off
creen.”



FULL FRONTAL The latest in nudity from around the globe!

OSCAR
WORTHY

BATGIRL

SEXTON LEGS
SEPPO model Shauna Sexton hit the headlines
last year when it was revealed she’d shacked up
with ex-Batman Ben Affleck. Tragically, they split up
when he recently checked into rehab…probably for
SEX ADDICTION (and who can blame him). But you
can see why Benjamin went there after eyeballing
the May 2018 edish of Playboy.

VANITY FAP

THE Oscars have come and gone again this year and, like everybody

else, we could barely stay awake watching the SNOOZEFEST. So it
was PURE LUCK that we stumbled across this NIP SLIP of 28-yearold Aussie supermodel Shanina Shaik on the red carpet at the Vanity
Fair Oscar Party.

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SHARING

THE LOVE

COMIC
BOOBS

The freshest flesh on
celebrity social media

BUBBLY Stormi Maya is an actress, rapper and
– best of all – NUDE MODEL. She recently shared
these pics of her GETTING WET.

SUPER TITS!
THE dark, quirky and surprisingly raunchy
Doom Patrol is the latest comic book-based
telly show from the DC Universe streaming
channel, which is SADLY not available in

Australia as yet. But when it is, you’ll get
to see the BOUNCING BOOZZIES of Seppo
actrine Ashley Dougherty, 32, in the very

first episode.

FASHION model Constance Jablonski is SO
FRENCH she cuddles BREAD and BAGUETTES in
her BIRTHDAY SUIT. We’ve no friggin’ idea why…
but we’ll nibble on a slice of Constance spread
on toast any day of the week.

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FULL FRONTAL

NIP DIP

MAG WATCH

OH BOYKO!
ACCORDING to our sources in the Kremlin,
23-year-old model Angelina Boyko is a Russian
beauty who spends a shitload of time in Bali.
She also appears to be allergic to clothes, as
documented in this Yume shoot by Yana Kalina.
This could explain why Aussies spend so much
time in Bali, too.

YUMMY MUMMY
STAR of the SBS foodie show Giada Entertains, Giada De Laurentiis
is a 48-year-old Italian-born American chef, mother and deadset
COUGAR. The chef was chilling in the surf at Miami, Florida when

her MEATBALLS fell out. Beautly, the paparazzi were there to
capture her TASTY TREATS.
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GUILTY OF
PERVING

WHEN we recently stumbled upon the
DUMPLINGS of Megumi Kagurazaka in
Guilty Of Romance – the 2011 Japanese
film about a housewife who becomes
a porn star – we just had to show you her
ORIENTAL ORBS. We must have been VERY
DRUNK to miss them first time round.

TWO WE MISSED

SAMATHA HAYES
BORN in the frozen state of Alaska, Samantha Hayes is anything but
FRIGID. The 23-year-old started in the HORIZONTAL HUMPING GAME
at age 19 and has churned out 128 FEELTHY flicks so far. You may
recognise her from such educational films as Cum Bubble Blower and
Eat My Pretty Feet.
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NAILED IT

RISQUE BUSINESS

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HEY say any publicity is
Wowsers
GOOD publicity, which is
probably why a new nail
complain about
salon in Perkins, Ohio has
itself Hand Jobs Nails & Spa!
nails salon’s called
Amid local outrage and media
owner Dawn Moon is
rude name attention,
rubbing her hands with glee and
RAKING IN THE DOSH.

“If you get your nose done it’s
called a NOSE JOB, right?” the
clever businesswoman laughed.
“Well, you come in here and get
your HANDS done. You think of
something like that and don’t know
if you’ll ever do it, but I did.”
Not surprisingly, the town council
has received some complaints from

BAD
SIGNS

members of the FUN POLICE and

Dawn might be forced to rename
Hand Jobs to something a little
less naughty.
But she reckons she’s just
being “playful” and the wowsers
should go FUCK THEMSELVES.
Or go to Hand Jobs for a spot
of STRESS RELIEF.


PORN WATCH Our no-holes-barred round-up of adult entertainment

ROMANCE

’N’ROOTING
Y’KNOW, it’s not all
TRIPLE ANAL, guys and
gals SLAPPING each
other’s bums and
LITRES OF SPOOF
being blasted onto
a chick’s ace when it
comes to modern-day
porno. Hell, no!
Sometimes, we just
wanna sit back with our
missus and watch a
grumble flick that’s a
bit more…ROMANTIC.
That’s where Sensual

Moments Vol. 7 from
Erotica X comes in.
The beautifully shot
WANKING AID presents
four scenes featuring
couples BANGING
each other senseless
in very loving, VERY
ATHLETIC possies.
Two couples meet
at a photography
workshop and wind up
having a go at both
soft-core and HARD-

CORE shutter-buggery.
ar decides
A rich cougar
to get some VERY
PERSONAL service
waiter
from a studly w
nners
with good man
and a BIG DICK.
Finally, a holidaying
couple skip the
d
croissants and
coffee one

morning and
munch on
each other’s
GENITALS
instead!
We can
guarantee
that Sensual
Moments will
have your
significant other
SLUICING AT
THE GATE an
ur
swallowing you
PORK SWORD with
wild abandon after
she watches
assic.
this mucky cla

Starring: Brandi
Love, Valentina
Nappi, Jessa
Rhodes, Jade Nile
Made by: Erotica X
Release date:
out now

Jade (far left)

and Val get
sensual...
and nude

MEET THE MILF DESTINY DIXON
BORN: Dec. 3, 1984 in Scottsdale, Arizona
: 34D-24-35
QU CK FACTS: This nine-year vadgeta tic veteran isn’t just adept at
ha dling stunt-cocks, she’s also a
pr fessional motorcycle stunt rider!
ble D had a low-key beginning
as a clothed webcam model, which
qu kly morphed into a full-on career
OKING THE KNOB. This chick
thri es on danger...and PENIS!
S IN: Teaching The Teacher;
With Destiny; Big Tit MILFs
’S IT FEEL TO BE SO SEXUALLY
DESIRABLE? “I love being wanted
and dored as a sex symbol...it feels
damn good I must say.”

SENSUAL
MOMENTS
VOL. 7

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT WHEN
YOU FIRST ROOTED ON CAMERA? “The
first thought going through my head was
‘FUCK, YES! I’m ready for this.’”

TELL US ABOUT YOUR BEST SHAG EVER:
“I can’t just pick one. I have amazing sexual
experiences a lot. My favourite is random
hot public sex.”
WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE SEX POSITION
AND KINKIEST MOMENT? “I love to be on
top and ride, so I can be in control. As for
kinkiest moment, I once squirted on my
partners face. Haha! It was a complete
accident and it turned us both on. Oh…
and I once fucked on a rollercoaster!”
WHAT DO YOU HAVE A WEAKNESS FOR?
“Bisexual women.”

TRIPLE-X TWITTER
The cream of the adult film world
tell us what (and who) they’re doing!

‘Every scene I do is technically
a DP because Jesus lives in my
heart.’ – @MissyXMartinez


NEWS TO US We present another dose of weirdness from around the world

GET BUCKED!

AS ALL punters know, some days smell like ROSES…and other days
REEK OF SHIT. Pommy jockey Adam Wedge was having one of those
OTHER DAYS at the EBM Handicap Hurdle race in Newbury, England.

The little fella got SQUASHED under the ARSE of his nag, Navajo War
Dance, when they failed to clear a jump mid-race. Thankfully, neither
horse nor midget were hurt.

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Feed me more
grandmas!

Is this “reverse
cowboy”?

JURASSIC BARK
ANIMAL carer Brittany Allen made social
media users FREAK OUT when she posted
this pic of her cuddling a GIANT WOLF. The
MEGA MUTT is a grey wolf named Yuki and

he lives at the Shy Wolf Sanctuary in
Naples, Florida. And if you think Yuki’s
scary, imagine a PACK OF HIM hunting
you through the wilds.

I may look like
a cunt, but
Dad looks like
a fucking cunt

HAIR FORCE UN!

TWO of the world’s SHITTEST HAIRCUTS
are now available for FREE in Vietnam. To
honour the recent summit between Seppo
Prezzo Donald Trump and North Korea’s

DICK-TATOR Kim Jong Un, a Hanoi barber
offered FREE cuts to anyone wanting to
copy their distinctive ’dos…probably ’cos
no-one would PAY FOR THEM.

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Girls so hot they’ll
blow your cocks off!





PURE
GOLD
Our knobs are
fond of these
celebrity
blondes

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30s sex symbol
AN HARLOW met
Pommy author
Ma
M
argot Asquith at
a pa
arty and asked,
Say – aren’t you
argot Asquith?”
(pronouncing it
ith a hard “T”).
squith replied,
“Yes, dear, but
the ’ is silent, as

‘ rlow’.” Burn!


Queensland-born
n
JO
OD
DIE MOORE was a
pin
p
n-up and porn sta
LE
ED
DGE in the 2000s,
starring in such epics
s
as Mouthful Of Meatt
a
an
nd Look What’s Up
Myy A
Ass. She also had
a tilt at politics butt
s
sadly didn’t get to
se
etttle her beaut bum
in a padded
pa
arliamentary seat.

ARLIZE THERON
t e perfect goldenha
aired gal to run in
his feature. Hell,
even starred in a
2017 fillum called
Atomic Blonde!
’ve been spilling
ur seed over the
3yo Seff Effrican
eve
er since she first
tt off in 2 Days In
e Valley (1996)!

W
When
it comes to
SEXY Australian
p
pollies,
they don’t
come any more
fucck
kable than TANYA
PLIBERSEK, current
A deputy leader
ALP
(and future PM when

she rolls Bill Shorten
in about 18 months).
We’d love to find out
W
if her carpet
matches the
curtains.