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Table of Contents
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Table of Contents
Introduction
Yo Mama!
Women jokes
Men Jokes
Funny Blonde Jokes
Conclusion
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Introduction

Do you still wonder how heartily have
fun and be fully positive? Well! Then
this book is your most awaited godsend!
In it, you will find a huge variety of
jokes on various vital topics! This
edition will not leave you indifferent.
We guarantee you a charge of powerful
positive because we have collected for
you the funniest jokes and composed
them in our book!
So, start reading! Enjoy every joke, feel
the positive and excellent mood and do
not forget to tell a joke to your friends!



Yo Mama!



In this section, you will find lots of jokes
about mom. After reading jokes, you
will be able to answer easily your
abuser in response, affecting the most
vulnerable.
We have collected these jokes for you so
that you can have fun plunging into the

world of humor.
So read our book, laugh and don't take
jokes to heart.


Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon
to the Super Bowl.
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Yo momma's so poor, she has to hang
toilet paper out to dry.
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Yo momma's so poor, when I stepped
on a lit match in her house, she yelled
"Who turned off the furnace"!


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Yo momma's so poor, she can't get rid of
the roaches in her house 'cause they pay
half the rent!
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Yo momma's feet are so crusty, when
she walks on a wooden floor, it sounds
like she's tap dancing.
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Yo momma's like a pie, everybody gets a
piece.


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Yo momma's so fat that when she
asked for a water bed, they threw a
blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
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Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small,
cheap and greasy!
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Your momma's so fat, your family
pictures have to be taken by a


satellite!
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Your momma's like the village bicycle,
everybody gets a ride.
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Yo momma's got a party in her mouth
tonight, and everybody's cumming.
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Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a
dime and swing her legs.


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Yo mama so skinny her pajamas only
have one stripe.
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Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes
on the drive way!

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Yo momma's glasses are so thick when
she looks at a map she sees people
waving.


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Yo momma's so fat, she was floating in
the ocean and Egypt claimed her for the
new world!
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Yo momma's so ugly when you look up
"ugly" in the dictionary, there's a
picture of her!
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Yo momma is so short, she does back


flips under the bed!
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Yo momma is like a shotgun, one cock
and she'll blow
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Yo momma's so fat she can't even fit in
the chat room.
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Yo, Momma's so fat she gets her
toenails painted at Lucky's Auto

Body.
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Your momma's armpits so stinky that she
put on Right Guard and it went left.
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Yo momma's like a Chewing Gum
machine - 4 pence per blow.
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Your mom got more crack than Harlem.
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Yo mommas so dirty, she turned the
local swimming baths into the dead
sea.
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Yo momma's so scary, she frightens the
cockroaches away.
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Your momma so old, she owes Fred
Flintstone a food stamp.
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Your momma's like a hardware store, 3
cents a screw.
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Your momma's house is so small, when
you buy a large pizza you have to go
outside and eat it

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Your momma's so hairy they filmed
Gorillas in the Mist in her shower!
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Yo momma's got more mileage than a
New York city taxi.
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Yo momma's face is so pimply that her
tears need a 5x5 to get down her face.
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to
alphabetise a bag of M&M's.
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Your mama so ugly she makes cry.
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Yo momma so poor, the burglars break
in and leave money.
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Yo momma so fat the last time she saw
90310 was on the scale!
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Yo momma so ugly, she walked into
Taco Bell and everyone ran for the


border.

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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white,
and smells like shit !!
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Yo momma is like a bowling ball, gets
picked up fingered, thrown in the
gutter and bitch comes back for more.
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Your mamma is so poor she was kicking