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Title:ThePrinceofGraustark
Author:GeorgeBarrMcCutcheon
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THEPRINCEOFGRAUSTARK


ByGeorgeBarrMcCutcheon
1914
CONTENTS
CHAPTER I — MR. AND MRS. BLITHERS DISCUSS
MATRIMONY
CHAPTERII—TWOCOUNTRIESDISCUSSMARRIAGE
CHAPTERIII—MR.BLITHERSGOESVISITING

CHAPTERIV—PROTECTINGTHEBLOOD
CHAPTERV—PRINCEROBINISASKEDTOSTANDUP
CHAPTERVI—THEPRINCEANDMR.BLITHERS
CHAPTERVII—ALETTERFROMMAUD
CHAPTERVIII—ONBOARDTHE"JUPITER"
CHAPTERIX—THEPRINCEMEETSMISSGUILE
CHAPTERX—ANHOURONDECK
CHAPTERXI—THELIEUTENANTRECEIVESORDERS
CHAPTERXII—THELIEUTENANTREPORTS
CHAPTERXIII—THEREDLETTERB
CHAPTERXIV—THECATISAWAY
CHAPTERXV—THEMICEINATRAP
CHAPTERXVI—THREEMESSAGES
CHAPTERXVII—THEPRODIGALDAUGHTER


CHAPTERXVIII—AWORDOFENCOURAGEMENT
CHAPTERXIX—"WHATWILLMYPEOPLEDO!"
CHAPTERXX—LOVEINABEYANCE
CHAPTERXXI—MR.BLITHERSARRIVESINGRAUSTARK
CHAPTERXXII—AVISITTOTHECASTLE
CHAPTERXXIII—PINGARI'S
CHAPTER XXIV — JUST WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN
EXPECTED


CHAPTERI—MR.ANDMRS.BLITHERS
DISCUSSMATRIMONY
"Mydear,"saidMr.Blithers,withdecision,"youcan'ttellme."
"IknowIcan't,"saidhiswife,quiteaspositively.Sheknewwhenshecould

tellhimathingandwhenshecouldn't.
ItwasquiteimpossibletoimpartinformationtoMr.Blitherswhenhehadthe
tips of two resolute fingers embedded in his ears. That happened to be his
customary and rather unfair method of conquering her when an argument was
goingagainsthim,notforwantoflogiconhispart,butbecauseitwaseasierto
express himself with his ears closed than with them open. By this means he
effectuallyshutoutthevoiceofoppositionandhadthediscussionalltohimself.
Ofcourse,itwouldhavebeenmoreconvincingifhehadbeenpermittedtohear
thesoundofhisowneloquence;still,itwaseffective.
She was sure to go on talking for two or three minutes and then subside in
despair.Awomanwillnottalktoastonewall.Norwillshewantonlyallowan
argument to die while there remains the slightest chance of its survival. Given
thesamesituation,amanwouldgetupandleavehiswifesittingtherewithher
fingersinherears;and,asheboltedfromtheroominhighdudgeon,hewould
bemeanenoughtocallattentiontoherpig-headedness.Inmostcases,awoman
iscontenttolistentoasillyargumentratherthantoleavetheroomjustbecause
her husband elects to be childish about a perfectly simple elucidation of the
truth.
Mrs.BlithershadlivedwithMr.Blithers,moreorless,fortwenty-fiveyears
and she knew him like a book. He was a forceful person who would have his
ownway,eventhoughhehadtoputhisfingersinhisearstogetit.Atoneperiod
of their joint connubial agreement, when he had succeeded in accumulating a
pitiful hoard amounting to but little more than ten millions of dollars, she
concluded to live abroad for the purpose of educating their daughter, allowing
him in the meantime to increase his fortune to something like fifty millions
without having to worry about household affairs. But she had sojourned with
him long enough, at odd times, to realise that, so long as he lived, he would
neverrunawayfromanargument—unless,bysomedreadfulhookorcrook,he

shouldbesounfortunateastobedeprivedoftheuseofbothhands.Shefound
room to gloat, of course, in the fact that he was obliged to stop up his ears in
ordertoshutouttheincontrovertible.
Moreover,whenhecalledher"mydear"insteadofthecustomaryLou,itwas
a sign of supreme obstinacy on his part and could not, by any stretch of the
imagination, be regarded as an indication of placid affection. He always said
"mydear"atthetopofhisvoiceandwithagreatdealofirascibility.
Mr. William W. Blithers was a self-made man who had begun his career by
shoutinglustilyatateamofmulesinarailwayconstructioncamp.Otherdrivers
had tried to improve on his vocabulary but even the mules were able to
appreciatethefutilityofsuchanambition,andlateron,whenhecametoown
two or three railroads, to say nothing of a few mines and a steam yacht, his
ability to drive men was even more noteworthy than his power over the
jackasses had been. But driving mules and men was one thing, driving a wife
another.Whatincentivehasaman,saidhe,whenafterhegetsthroughbullying
acreaturethatverycreatureturnsinandcaresseshim?Noself-respectingmule
everdidsuchathingasthat,andnomanwouldthinkofitexceptwithhorror.
There is absolutely no defence against a creature who will rub your head with
loving,gentlefingersaftershehasworkedyouuptothepointwhereyoucould
killherwithpleasure—oratleastsosaidMr.Blitherswithruefulfrequency.
Mr. and Mrs. Blithers had been discussing royalty. Up to the previous week
they had restricted themselves to the nobility, but as an event of unexampled
importance had transpired in the interim, they now felt that it would be the
rankest stupidity to consider any one short of a Prince Royal in picking out a
suitablehusband—or,moreproperlyspeaking,consort—fortheironlydaughter,
MaudApplegateBlithers,agedtwenty.
Mrs. Blithers long ago had convinced her husband that no ordinary human
being of the male persuasion was worthy of their daughter's hand, and had set
her heart onhavingnothingmeaner than aDukeon thefamily roll,—(Blithers
alluded to it for a while as the pay-roll)—, with the choice lying between

England and Italy. At first, Blithers, being an honest soul, insisted that a good
Americangentlemanwasallthatanybodycouldaskforinthewayofason-inlaw, and that when it came to a grandchild it would be perfectly proper to
christen him Duke—lots of people did!—and that was about all that a title
amountedtoanyway.ShemetthiswiththeretortthatMaudmightmarryaman
namedJones,andhowwouldDukeJonessound?Heweaklysuggestedthatthey


couldchristen himMarmadukeand—but sheremindedhimofhisoft-repeated
boast that there was nothing in the world too good for Maud and instituted a
pictorialcampaignagainsthisprejudicesbypaintinginthemostalluringcolours
thepictureofaducalpalaceinwhichthenameofJoneswouldneverbeuttered
exceptwhenemployedindirectingthefifthfootmanorthethirdstable-boy—or
perhapsascullerymaid—todothis,thatortheotherthingatthebehestofher
Grace, the daughter of William W. Blithers. This eventually worked on his
imaginationtosuchanextentthatheforgothisnaturalprideandadmittedthat
perhapsshewasright.
But now, just as they were on the point of accepting, in lieu of a Duke, an
exceptionally promising Count, the aforesaid event conspired to completely
upset all of their plans—or notions, so to speak. It was nothing less than the
arrivalinAmericaofaneligiblePrinceoftheroyalblood,arulingPrinceatthat.
AsamatteroffacthehadnotonlyarrivedinAmericabutuponthevastestate
adjoiningtheirownintheCatskills.
FortunatelynothingdefinitehadbeenarrangedwiththeCount.Mrs.Blithers
now advised waiting a while before giving a definite answer to his somewhat
eagerproposal,especiallyashewasreputedtohavesufficientmeansofhisown
todefendthechateauagainstanyimmediateperilofprofligacy.Shecounselled
Mr. Blithers to notify him that he deemed it wise to take the matter under
advisementforacoupleofweeksatleast,butnottocommithimselftoanything
positivelynegative.
Mr. Blithers said that he had never heard anything so beautifully adroit as

"positivelynegative,"anddirectedhissecretarytosubmittohimwithoutdelay
the draft of a tactful letter to the anxious nobleman. They were agreed that a
PrincewasmoretobedesiredthanaCountand,aslongastheywereactually
aboutit,theymightaswellaimhigh.SomewhathazilyMr.BlithershadInquired
ifitwouldn'tbeworthwhiletoconsideraKing,buthiswifesethimstraightin
shortorder.
Peculiarly promising their hopes was the indisputable fact that the Prince's
motherhadmarriedanAmerican,therebyestablishingaprecedentbehindwhich
no constitutional obstacle could thrive, and had lived very happily with the
gentlemaninspiteofthecritics.Moreover,shehadmethimwhilesojourningon
Americansoil,andthatwascertainlyanexcellentauguryforthesuccessofthe
presententerprise.Whatcouldbemorefittingthanthatthesonshouldfollowin
thefootstepsofanillustriousmother?IfanAmericangentlemanwasworthyof


aprincess,whynottheotherwayabout?CertainlyMaudBlitherswasasfullof
attributesasanymaninAmerica.
It appears that the Prince, after leisurely crossing the continent on his way
aroundtheworld,hadcometotheTruxtonKingsforalong-promisedandmuchdesired visit, the duration of which depended to some extent on his own
inclinations, and not a little on the outcome of the war-talk that affected two
great European nations—Russia and Austria. Ever since the historic war
between the Balkan allies and the Turks, in 1912 and 1913, there had been
mutterings, and now the situation had come to be admittedly precarious. Mr.
Blithers was in a position to know that the little principality over which the
young man reigned was bound to be drawn into the cataclysm, not as a
belligerent or an ally, but in the matter of a loan that inconveniently expired
withintheyearandwhichwouldhardlyberenewedbyRussiawiththeprospect
of vast expenditures of war threatening her treasury. The loan undoubtedly
would be called and Graustark was not in a position to pay out of her own
slenderresources,twoyearsoffaminehavingfallenuponthepeopleatatime

whenprosperitywasmosttobedesired.
Hewasintouchwiththegreatfinancialmovementsinalltheworld'scapitals,
andheknewthatretrenchmentwasthewatchword.Itwouldbenoeasymatter
forthelittleprincipalitytonegotiatealoanatthisparticulartime,norwasthere
even a slender chance that Russia would be benevolently disposed toward her
debtors,nomatterhowsmalltheirobligations.Theywhoowedwouldbecalled
upontopay,theywhopetitionedwouldbeturnedawaywithscantcourtesy.It
was the private opinion of Mr. Blithers that the young Prince and the trusted
agentswhoaccompaniedhimonhisjourney,wereintheUnitedStatessolelyfor
the purpose of arranging a loan through sources that could only be reached by
personalappeal.But,naturally,Mr.Blitherscouldn'tbreathethistoasoul.Under
thecircumstanceshecouldn'tevenbreatheittohiswifewho,hefirmlybelieved,
wassoulless.
But all this is beside the question. The young Prince of Graustark was
enjoyingAmericanhospitality,andnomatterwhatheowedtoRussia,America
owed to him its most punctillious consideration. If Mr. Blithers was to have
anythingtosayaboutthematter,itwouldbefortheearofthePrincealoneand
notforthebusybodies.
ThemainpointisthatthePrincewasnowrusticatingwithinwhatyoumight
callastone'sthrowofthecapaciousandlordlycountryresidenceofMr.Blithers;


moreover, he was an uncommonly attractive chap, with a laugh that was so
chargedwithheartinessthatitdidn'tseempossiblethathecouldhaveadropof
royalbloodinhisvigorousyoungbody.Andtheperfectlyridiculouspartofthe
wholesituationwasthatMr.andMrs.Kinglivedinamodest,vine-coveredlittle
house that could have been lost in the servants' quarters at Blitherwood.
Especially aggravating, too, was the attitude of the Kings. They were really
nobodies,sotospeak,andyettheyblithelycalledtheirroyalguest"Bobby"and
allowed him to fetch and carry for their women-folk quite as if he were an

ordinarywhipper-snapperupfromthecitytospendtheweek-end.
TheremarkwithwhichMr.Blithersintroducesthischapterwasinresponseto
anoft-repeateddeclarationmadebyhiswifeintheshadeofthered,whiteand
blueawningoftheterraceoverlooking,fromitsdespoticheights,themodestred
roofoftheKingvillainthevalleybelow.Mrs.Blithersmerelyhadstated—but
overandoveragain—thatmoneycouldn'tbuyeverythingintheworld,referring
directly to social eminence and indirectly to their secret ambition to capture a
PrinceoftheroyalbloodfortheirdaughterMaud.Shehadprefacedthisopinion,
however,withtheexceedinglyirritatinginsinuationthatMr.Blitherswasnotin
his right mind when he proposed inviting the Prince to spend a few weeks at
Blitherwood, provided the young man could cut short his visit in the home of
Mr.andMrs.King,who,hehadasseverated,werenotinapositiontoentertain
royaltyasroyaltywasinthehabitofbeingentertained.
LongexperiencehadtaughtMr.Blitherstoreadthelipandeyelanguagewith
somedegreeofcertainty,sobywatchinghiswife'sindignantfacecloselyhewas
able to tell when she was succumbing to reason. He was a burly, domineering
person who reasoned for every one within range of his voice, and it was only
when his wife became coldly sarcastic that he closed his ears and boomed his
opinions into her very teeth, so to say, joyfully overwhelming her with facts
whichitwerefutileforhertoattempttodeny.Hewasaware,quiteasmuchso
asifhehadheardthewords,thatshewasnowsaying:
"Well,thereisabsolutelynousearguingwithyou,Will.Haveityourwayifit
pleasesyou."
Eying her with some uneasiness, he cautiously inserted his thumbs in the
armholesofhisbrocadedwaistcoat,andproclaimed:
"As I said before, Lou, there isn't a foreign nobleman, from the Emperor
down, who is above grabbing a few million dollars. They're all hard up, and


what do they gain by marrying ladies of noble birth if said ladies are the

daughtersofnoblemenwhoareashardupasalltherestof'em?Besides,hasn't
Maud been presented at Court? Didn't you see to that? How about that pearl
necklace I gave her when she was presented? Wasn't it the talk of the season?
There wasn't a Duke in England who didn't figure the cost of that necklace to
withinaguineaortwo.Nogirleverhadbetteradvertisingthan—"
"WewerespeakingofPrinceRobin,"remarkedhiswife,withaslightshudder.
Mrs.Blitherscameofbetterstockthanherhusband.Hisgaucheriesfrequently
setherteethonedge.ShewasborninProvidenceandsometimesmentionedthe
occurrencewhenparticularlydesirousofsquelchinghim,notunkindlyperhaps
but by way of making him realise that their daughter had good blood in her
veins.Mr.Blithershadheard,inaround-aboutway,thathefirstsawthelightof
day in Jersey City, although after he became famous Newark claimed him. He
didnotbotheraboutthematter.
"Well, he's like all the rest of them," said he, after a moment of indecision.
Somethingtoldhimthathereallyoughttorefrainfromtalkingaboutthecostof
things,eveninthebosomofhisfamily.Hehadheardthatonlyvulgariansspeak
of their possessions. "Now, there's no reason in the world why we shouldn't
considerhisoffer.He—"
"Offer?"shecried,aghast."Hehasmadenooffer,Will.Hedoesn'tevenknow
thatMaudisinexistence.Howcanyousaysuchathing?"
"Iwasmerelylookingahead,that'sall.Mymottois'LookAhead.'Youknow
it as well as I do. Where would I be to-day if I hadn't looked ahead and seen
whatwasgoingtohappenbeforetheotherfellowhadhiseyesopen?Willyou
tell me that? Where, I say? What's more, where would I be now if I hadn't
looked ahead and seen what a marriage with the daughter of Judge Morton
wouldmeantomeinthelongrun?"Hefeltthathehadutteredaveryprettyand
convincing compliment. "I never made a bad bargain in my life, Lou, and it
wasn'tguess-workwhenImarriedyou.You,mydearoldgirl,youwerethesolid
foundationonwhichI—"
"Iknow,"shesaidwearily;"you'vesaiditathousandtimes:'Thefoundation

on which I built my temple of posterity'—yes, I know, Will. But I am still
unalterablyopposedtomakingourselvesridiculousintheeyesofMr.andMrs.
King."
"Ridiculous?Idon'tunderstandyou."


"Well, you will after you think it over," she said quietly, and he scowled in
positiveperplexity.
"Don't you think he'd be a good match for Maud?" he asked, after many
minutes.Hefeltthathehadthoughtitover.
"Areyouthinkingofkidnappinghim,Will?"shedemanded.
"Certainlynot!Butallyou'vegottodoistosaythathe'sthemanforMaud
andI'll—I'lldotherest.That'sthekindofamanIam,Lou.Yousayyoudon't
wantCountWhat's-His-Name,—thatis,youdon'twanthimasmuchasyoudid,
—andyoudosaythatitwouldbethegrandestthingintheworldifMaudcould
bethePrincessofGrosstick—"
"Graustark,Will."
"That'swhatIsaid.Well,ifyouwanthertobethePrincessofTHAT,I'llsee
that she is, providing this fellow is a gentleman and worthy of her. The only
PrinceIeverknewwasadamnedrascal,andI'mgoingtobecarefulaboutthis
one.Yourememberthatmeasly—"
"ThereisnoquestionaboutPrinceRobin,"saidshesharply.
"Isupposetheonlyquestionis,howmuchwillhewant?"
"Youmean—settlement?"
"Sure."
"Haveyounoromanceinyoursoul,WilliamBlithers?"
"Ineverbelievedinfairystories,"saidhegrimly. "And what'smore,Idon't
takeanystockincheapnovelsinwhichAmericanheroesgoaboutmarryinginto
royalfamiliesandallthatsortofrot.Itisn'tdone,Lou.Ifyouwanttomarryinto
aroyalfamilyyou'vegottoputupthecoin."

"Prince Robin's mother, the poor Princess Yetive, married an American for
love,letmeremindyou."
"Umph!WhereisthisGroostockanyway?"
"'Somewhere east of the setting sun,'" she quoted. "You must learn how to
pronounceit."


"I never was good at foreign languages. By the way, where is Maud this
afternoon?"
"Motoring."
Hewaitedforadditionalinformation.Itwasnotvouchsafed,sohedemanded
somewhatfearfully:
"Whowith?"
"YoungScoville."
He scowled. "He's a loafer, Lou. No good in the world. I don't like the way
youlet—"
"Heisofaverygoodfamily,mydear.I—"
"Ishe—er—inlovewithher?"
"Certainly."
"GoodLord!"
"Andwhynot?Isn'teveryoneshemeetsinlovewithher?"
"I—I supposeso,"headmittedsheepishly.Hisfacebrightened."Andthere's
noreasonwhythisPrinceshouldn'tfallheelsoverhead,isthere?Well,thereyou
are!Thatwillmakeadifferenceinthesettlement,believeme—adifferenceofa
coupleofmillionsatleast,if—"
She arose abruptly. "You are positively disgusting, Will. Can't you think of
anythingbut—"
"Say,ain'tthatMaudiecomingupthedrivenow?Sureitis!Bygracious,did
youeverseeanythingtobeather?She'sgot'emallbeatamilewhenitcomesto
looks and style and—Oh, by the way," lowering his voice to a hoarse,

confidentialwhisper,"—Iwouldn'tsayanythingtoheraboutthemarriagejust
yetifIwereyou.Iwanttolookhimoverfirst."


CHAPTERII—TWOCOUNTRIESDISCUSS
MARRIAGE
PrinceRobinofGraustarkwasasgood-lookingachapasonewouldseeina
week'sjourney.Littlewouldonesuspecthimofbeingthedescendantofalong
anddistinguishedlineofprinces,savefortheunmistakeablethoughindefinable
something in his eye that exacted rather than invited the homage of his fellow
man.Hislaughwasafreeandmerryone,hisspiritsaseffervescentaswine,his
manner blithe and boyish; yet beneath all this fair and guileless exposition of
carelessness lay the sober integrity of caste. It looked out through the steady,
unswerving eyes, even when they twinkled with mirth; it met the gaze of the
worldwithasereneimperiousnessthatgavewaybeforenomortalinfluence;it
toldwithoutboastfulnessastoryofcenturies.Forhewasthesonofaprincess
royal, and the blood of ten score rulers of men had come down to him as a
heritageofstrength.
His mother, the beautiful, gracious and lamented Yetive, set all royal circles
bytheearswhenshemarriedtheAmerican,Lorry,backinthenineties.Aspecial
actoftheministryhadlegalisedthisunionandthesonoftheAmericanwasnot
deprivedofhisrighttosucceedtothethronewhichhisforebearshadoccupied
forcenturies.Fromhismotherhehadinheritedtherightofkings,fromhisfather
thespiritoffreedom;fromhismotherthepowerofmajesty,fromhisfatherthe
powertoseebeyondthatmajesty.Whenlittlemorethanababeinarmshewas
orphaned and the affairs of state fell upon the shoulders of three loyal and
devotedmenwhoservedasregentsuntilhebecameofage.
Wiselytheyservedbothhimandthepeoplethroughtheyearsthatintervened
betweenthedeathofthePrincessandherconsortandthedaywhenhereached
hismajority.ThatdaywasagloriousoneinGraustark.Thepeopleworshipped

thelittlePrincewhenhewasinknickerbockersandplayedwithtoys;theysaw
himgrowtomanhoodwithheartsthatwerefullofhopeandcontentment;they
madehimtheirrealrulerwiththesamejoyousspiritthathadattendedhiminthe
dayswhenhesatinthegreatthroneand"madebelieve"thathewasoneofthe
mighty,despitethefactthathislittlelegsbarelyreachedtotheedgeofthegold
and silver seat,—and slept soundly through all the befuddling sessions of the
cabinet.HewassevenwhenthegreatrevoltheadedbyCountMarlanxcameso


near to overthrowing the government, and he behaved like the Prince that he
was.ItwasduringthoseperiloustimesthathecametoknowthegallantTruxton
King in whose home he was now a happy guest. But before Truxton King he
knewthelovelygirlwhobecamethewifeofthatdevotedadventurer,andwho,
tohim,wasalwaystobe"AuntLoraine."
Asaverysmallboyhehadpaidtwovisitstothehomelandofhisfather,but
afterthedeathofhisparentshisvaluablelittlepersonwasguardedsojealously
by his subjects that not once had he set foot beyond the borders of Graustark,
except on two widely separated occasions of great pomp and ceremony at the
courts ofVienna andSt. Petersburgh,anda secretjourneytoLondonwhenhe
wasseventeen.(Itappearsthathewasdeterminedtoseeagreatfootballmatch.)
Oneachoftheseoccasionshewasattendedbywatchfulmembersofthecabinet
andcertainmilitaryunitsinthenowfarfrominsignificantstandingarmy.Asa
matter of fact, he witnessed the football match from the ordinary stands,
surrounded by thousands of unsuspecting Britons, but carefully wedged in
between two generals of his own army and flanked by a minister of police, a
minister of the treasury and a minister of war, all of whom were excessively
bored by the contest and more or less appalled by his unregal enthusiasm. He
hadinsistedongoingtothematchincog,toenjoyitforallitwasworthtothe
realspectators—thosewhositorstandwherethecompressionisnotunlikethat
appliedtoaboxofsardines.

Theregencyexpiredwhenhewastwentyyearsofage,andhebecamerulerin
fact,ofhimselfaswellasofthehalf-millionsubjectswhohadwaitedpatiently
forthegreatdaythatwastoseehimcrownedandglorified.Notonewastherein
thatgoodlyhalfmillionwhostoodoutagainsthimonthattriumphantday;not
one who possessed a sullen or resentful heart. He was their Prince, and they
lovedhimwell.Afterthatwonderfulcoronationdayhewouldneverforgetthat
hewasaPrinceorthattheheartsofahalfmillionweretothrobwithlovefor
himsolongashewasmanaswellasPrince.
Mr. Blithers was very close to the truth when he said (to himself, if you
remember)thatthefinancialsituationinthefar-offprincipalitywasnotallthat
could be desired. It is true that Graustark was in Russia's debt to the extent of
sometwentymilliongavvos,—aboutthirtymillionsofdollars,inotherwords,—
andthatthedayofreckoningwasverynearathand.Theloanwasforaperiodof
twelve years, and had been arranged contrary to the advice of John Tullis, an
American financier who long had been interested in the welfare of the
principality through friendship for the lamented Prince Consort, Lorry. He had


beenfarsightedenoughtorealisethatRussiawouldproveahardcreditor,even
though she may have been sincere in her protestations of friendship for the
modestborrower.
Astubbornelementinthecabinetovercamehisopposition,however,andthe
debt was contracted, taxation increased by popular vote and a period of
governmental thriftiness inaugurated. Railroads, highways, bridges and
aqueducts were built, owned and controlled by the state, and the city of
Edelweiss rebuilt after the devastation created during the revolt of Count
Marlanxandhisminions.Thereseemedtobesomeprospectofvindicationfor
the ministry and Tullis, who lived in Edelweiss, was fair-minded enough to
admit that their action appeared to have been for the best. The people had
prosperedand taxeswerepaidinfullandwithoutcomplaint.Thereservefund

grewsteadilyandsurelyandtherewaseveryprospectthatwhenthehugedebt
camedueitwouldbepaidincash.Butontheverycrestoftheirprosperitycame
adversity. For two years the crops failed and a pestilence swept through the
herds.Thefloodofgavvosthathadbeenpouringintothetreasurydwindledinto
apitifulrivulet;thelittlethatcameinwasapplied,ofnecessity,toadministration
purposesandthemaintenanceofthearmy,andtherewasnotsomuchasapenny
leftoverfortheso-calledsinkingfund.
A year of grace remained. The minister of finance had long since recovered
fromthedelusionthatitwouldbeeasytoborrowfromEnglandorFrancetopay
the Russians, there being small prospect of a renewal by the Czar even for a
shortperiodatahigherrateofinterest.ThegreatnationsofEuropemadeitplain
to the little principality that they would not put a finger in Russia's pie at this
stage of the game. Russia was ready to go to war with her great neighbour,
Austria.Diplomacy—caution,ifyouwill,—madeitimperativethatothernations
shouldsittightandlooktotheirownknitting,sotosay.Notonecouldaffordto
be charged with befriending, even in a round-about way, either of the angry
grumblers.
It was only too well known in diplomatic circles that Russia coveted the
railroadsofGraustark,asameansofthrowingtroopsintoaremoteandalmost
impregnable portion of Austria. If the debt were paid promptly, it would be
impossible,accordingtointernationallaw,forthegreatWhiteBeartotakeover
these roads and at least a portion of the western border of the principality.
Obviously,Austriawouldbebenefittedbythepromptliftingofthedebt,buther
ownrelationswithRussiaweresostrainedthatanoffertocometotherescueof
Graustark would be taken at once as an open affront and vigorously resented.


Herhandsweretied.
ThenorthernandwesternpartsofGraustarkwererichwithproductivemines.
Thegovernmenthadbuiltrailroadsthroughoutthesesectionssothattheyieldof

coal and copper might be given an outlet to the world at large. In making the
loan, Russia had demanded these prosperous sections as security for the vast
sumadvanced,andGraustarkinanevilhourhadsubmitted,littlesuspectingthe
trickthatDameNaturewastoplayintheend.
PrivatebankinginstitutionsinEuroperefusedtomakeloansundertherather
exasperatingcircumstances,preferringtotakenochances.Moneywasnotcheap
inthesebitterdays,neitherinEuropenorAmerica.Cautionwasthewatchword.
AvastEuropeanwarwasnotimprobable,despitethesincereeffortsonthepart
ofthevariousnationstokeepoutofthecontroversy.
NorwasMr.BlithersfarfromrightinhisshrewdsurmisethatPrinceRobin
and his agents were not without hope in coming to America at this particular
time. Graustark had laid by barely half the amount required to lift the debt to
Russia.ItwasnotbeyondtheboundsofreasontoexpectherPrincetosecurethe
remainingfifteenmillionsthroughprivatesourcesinNewYorkCity.
Six weeks prior to his arrival in New York, the young Prince landed in San
Francisco.HehadcomebywayoftheOrient,accompaniedbytheChiefofStaff
of the Graustark Army, Count Quinnox,—hereditary watch-dog to the royal
family!—andayounglieutenantoftheguard,BoskeDank.Twomenwerethey
who would have given a thousand lives in the service of their Prince. No less
loyal was the body-servant who looked after the personal wants of the eager
youngtraveller,anEnglishmanofthenameofHobbs.Averypoorvaletwashe,
butanexceptionallycapablepersonwhenitcametothecheckingofluggageand
thediviningofrailwaytime-tables.HehadbeenanagentforCook's.Itwasquite
impossibletomissatrainthatHobbssuspectedofbeingtherightone.
Prince Robin came unheralded and traversed the breadth of the continent
without attracting more than the attention that is bestowed upon good-looking
young men. Like his mother, nearly a quarter of a century before, he travelled
incognito. But where she had used the somewhat emphatic name of
Guggenslocker, he was known to the hotel registers as "Mr. R. Schmidt and
servant."

There was romance in the eager young soul of Prince Robin. He revelled in
the love story of his parents. The beautiful Princess Yetive first saw Grenfell


LorryinanexpresstraingoingeastwardfromDenver.Theirwonderfulromance
wasborn,sotospeak,inaPullmancompartmentcar,anditthrivedsosplendidly
thatitalmostupsetadynasty,fornever—inallofninecenturies—hadarulerof
Graustarkstoopedtomarriagewithacommoner.
And so when the far-sighted ministry and House of Nobles in Graustark set
abouttoselectawifefortheiryoungruler,theymadeoverturestothePrinceof
Dawsbergen whose domain adjoined Graustark on the south. The Crown
Princess of Dawsbergen, then but fifteen, was the unanimous choice of the
amiablematch-makersinsecretconclave.ThiswaswhenRobinwasseventeen
andjustoverbeingfatuouslyinlovewithhismiddle-agedinstructressinFrench.
ThePrinceofDawsbergendespatchedanembassyofnoblementoassurehis
neighbourthatthematchwouldbehighlyacceptabletohimandthatinproper
seasonthebetrothalmightbeannounced.Butalack!bothcourtsoverlookedthe
fact that there was independent American blood in the two young people.
NeitherthePrinceofGraustarknortheCrownPrincessofDawsbergen,—whose
motherwasaMissBeverlyCalhounofVirginia,—wasdisposedtolistentothe
voiceofexpediency;infact,atasafedistanceofthreeorfourhundredmiles,the
youngstersfigurativelyturneduptheirnosesateachotherandfranklyconfessed
thattheyhatedeachotherandwouldn'tbebulliedintogettingmarried,nomatter
whatanybodysaid,orsomethingofthesort.
"S'pose I'm going to say I'll marry a girl I've never seen?" demanded
seventeen-year-old Robin, full of wrath. "Not I, my lords. I'm going to look
about a bit, if you don't mind. The world is full of girls. I'll marry the one I
happentowantorI'llnotmarryatall."
"But, highness," they protested, "you must listen to reason. There must be a
successortothethroneofGraustark.Youwouldnothavethenamediewithyou.

TheyoungPrincessis—"
"Isfifteenyousay,"heinterruptedloftily."Comearoundintenyearsandwe'll
talkitoveragain.ButI'mnotgoingtopledgemyselftomarryachildinshort
frocks,nameornoname.Isshepretty?"
Thelordsdidnotknow.Theyhadnotseentheyounglady.
"Ifsheisprettyyou'dbesuretoknowit,mylords,sowe'llassumesheisn't.I
sawherwhenshewasthreeyearsold,andshecertainlywasafrightwhenshe
cried, and, my lords, she cried all the time. No, I'll not marry her. Be good


enoughtosaytothePrinceofDawsbergenthatI'mverymuchobligedtohim,
butit'squiteoutofthequestion."
And the fifteen-year-old Crown Princess, four hundred miles away, coolly
informedherdotingparentsthatshewastiredofbeingaPrincessanywayand
very much preferred marrying some one who lived in a cottage. In fine, she
stampedherlittlefootandsaidshe'djumpintotheriverbeforeshe'dmarrythe
PrinceofGraustark.
"Buthe'saveryhandsome,adorableboy,"beganhermother.
"And half-American just as you are, my child," put in her father
encouragingly."Nothingcouldbemoresuitablethan—"
"Idon'tintendtomarryanybodyuntilI'mthirtyatleast,sothatendsit,daddy,
—Imean,yourpooroldhighness."
"Naturally we do not expect you to be married before you are out of short
frocks, my dear," said Prince Dantan stiffly. "But a betrothal is quite another
thing.Itiscustomarytoarrangethesemarriagesyearsbefore—"
"IsPrinceRobininlovewithme?"
"I—ahem!—that'saverysillyquestion.Hehasn'tseenyousinceyouwerea
baby.Buthewillbeinlovewithyou,neverfear."
"Hemaybeinlovewithsomeoneelse,forallweknow,sowheredoIcome
in?"

"Comein?"gaspedherfather.
"She'spartAmerican,dear,"explainedthemother,withherprettiestsmile.
"Besides," said the Crown Princess, with finality, "I'm not even going to be
engaged to a man I've never seen. And if you insist, I'll run away as sure as
anything."
And so the matter rested. Five years have passed since the initial overtures
were made by the two courts, and although several sly attempts were made to
bring the young people to a proper understanding of their case, they aroused
nothing more than scornful laughter on the part of the belligerents, as the
venerableBaronDanglosswaswonttocallthem,notwithoutprideinhissharp
oldvoice.


"Itallcomesfrommixingtheblood,"saidthePrimeMinistergloomily.
"Orimprovingit,"saidtheBaron,andwasfrownedupon.
AndnoonesawtheportentousshadowcastbytheslimdaughterofWilliam
W.Blithers,forthesimplereasonthatneitherGraustarknorDawsbergenknew
thatitexisted.TheylivedinsereneignoranceofthefactthatGod,whilehewas
aboutit,putMaudApplegateBlithersintotheworldonpreciselythesameday
thattheCrownPrincessofDawsbergenfirstsawthelightofday.
On the twenty-second anniversary of his birth, Prince Robin fared forth in
questofloveandromance,notwithouthopeofadventure,forhewasavalorous
chap with the heritage of warriors in his veins. Said he to himself in dreamy
contemplation of the long journey ahead of him: "I will traverse the great
highwaysthatmymothertrodandIwilllookfortheGoldenGirlsittingbythe
wayside.Shemustbethere,andthoughitisawideworld,Iamyoungandmy
eyesaresharp.Iwillfindhersittingattheroadsideeagerformetocome,not
housed in a gloomy; castle surrounded by the spooks of a hundred ancestors.
Theywholiveincastleswedtohateandtheywhowedattheroadsideliveto
love.Fortuneattendme!Ifloveliesattheroadsidewaiting,donotletmepassit

by.Alltheprincessesarenotinsidethecastles.Somesitoutsidethegatesand
laughwithglee,forloveistheircompanion.SoawayIgo,la,la!lookingforthe
princesswiththehappyheartandthesmilinglips!Itisawideworldbutmyeyes
aresharp.Ishallfindmyprincess."
But,alas,forhisfineyoungdream,hefoundnoGoldenGirlattheroadside
noranythingthatsuggestedromance.Therewerehappyheartsandsmilinglips
—and all for him, it would appear—but he passed them by, for his eyes were
sharpandhiswitsawake.Andso,atlast,hecametoGotham,hisheartasfree
astheairhebreathed,confessingthathisquesthadbeeninvain.Historyfailed
to repeat itself. His mother's romance would stand alone and shine without a
flickertotheendoftime.Therecouldbenocounterpart.
"Well, I had the fun of looking," he philosophised (to himself, for no man
knewofhissecretproject)andgrinnedwithasortofamusedtoleranceforthe
sentimentalsideofhisnature."I'masillyasstohaveevendreamedoffinding
herasIpassedalong,andifIhadfoundherwhatthedeucecouldIhavedone
aboutitanyway?Thisisn'tthedayformediaevallady-snatching.IdaresayI'm
justaswellofffornothavingfoundher.Istillhavethezestforhuntingfarther,
andthere'salotinthat."Thenaloud:"Hobbs,areweontime?"


"Weare,sir,"saidHobbs,withoutevenglancingathiswatch.Thetrainwas
passing125thStreet."Totheminute,sir.Wewillbeinintenminutes,ifnothing
happens.Mr.Kingwillbeatthestationtomeetyou,sir.Anyorders,sir?"
"Yes,pinchme,Hobbs."
"PinchyourHighness?"inamazement."Myword,sir,wot—"
"Ijustwanttobesurethatthedreamisover,Hobbs.Nevermind.Youneedn't
pinch me. I'm awake," and to prove it he stretched his fine young body in the
ecstasyofrealisation.
ThatnighthesleptsoundlyintheCatskills.

CHAPTERIII—MR.BLITHERSGOESVISITING
I repeat: Prince Robin was as handsome a chap as you'll see in a week's
journey. He was just under six feet, slender, erect and strong in the way that a
fine blade is strong. His hair was dark and straight, his eyes blue-black, his
cheekbrownandruddywiththehealthofalifewell-ordered.Nose,mouthand
chin were clean-cut and indicative of power, while his brow was broad and
smooth,withasurfacesoserenethatitmighthavebelongedtoawoman.Atfirst
glanceyouwouldhavetakenhimforahealthy,eagerAmericanathlete,justout
ofcollege,butthataforementionedseriousnessinhisdeep-set,thoughtfuleyes
would have caused you to think twice before pronouncing him a fledgling. He
had enjoyed life, he had made the most of his play-days, but always there had
hung over his young head the shadow of the cross that would have to be
supportedtotheendofhisreign,throughthickandthin,throughjoyandsorrow,
throughpeaceandstrife.
Hesawtheshadowwhenhewaslittlemorethanababy;itwaslikeafigure
stridingbesidehimalways;itneverlefthim.Hecouldnotbelikeotherboys,for
hewasaprince,anditwasaseriousbusinessbeingaprince!Athousandtimes,
asalad,hehadwishedthathecouldhaveafew"weeksoff"frombeingwhathe
was and be just a common, ordinary, harum scarum boy, like the "kids" of
Petrove, the head stableman. He would even have put up with the thrashings
they got from their father, just for the sake of enjoying the mischief that
purchasedthepunishment.Butalas!noonewouldeverdreamofgivinghimthe
lovely "tannings"thatotherboysgot whentheywerenaughty.Suchjoyswere
notforhim;hewasmildlyreprovedandthatwasall.Buthisvaliantspiritfound
release in many a glorious though secret encounter with boys both large and
small, and not infrequently he sustained severe pummelings at the hands of
plebeianswhoneverwerequitesurethattheywouldn'tbebeheadedforobliging
him in the matter of a "scrap," but who fought like little wild-cats while they
wereaboutit.Theywerealwaysfairfights,forhefoughtasaboyandnotasa

prince.Hetookhislickingslikeaprince,however,andhisvictorieslikeaboy.
Theonethinghewantedtodoaboveallotherswastoplayfoot-ball.Butthey
taughthimfencing,riding,shootingandtennisinstead,for,saidthey,foot-ballis
onlytobelooked-at,notplayed,—fineargument,saidRobin!
Be that as it may, he was physically intact and bodily perfect. He had no


broken nose, smashed ribs, stiff shoulder joints or weak ankles, nor was he
toothless. In allhisambitious younglife hehad neverachievedanythingmore
enduring than a bloody nose, a cracked lip or a purple eye, and he had been
compelledtostruggleprettyhardforeventhoseblessings.Andtohimthepity
ofitallwasthathewasashardasnailsandasstrongasabullock—asadwaste,
ifoneweretobelievehiminhisbitterlamentations.
Toward the end of his first week at Red Roof, the summer home of the
TruxtonKings,hemighthavebeenfoundonthebroadlawnlateoneafternoon,
playingtenniswithhishostess,thelovelyandvivacious"AuntLoraine."Tohim,
Mrs.Kingwouldalwaysbe"AuntLoraine,"evenashewouldneverbeanything
butBobbytoher.
Shewasseveralyearsunderfortyandaslightandactiveasayounggirl.Her
smoothcheekglowedwiththehappinessandthrillofthesport,andhewashard
puttoholdhisownagainsther,eventhoughsheinsistedthatheplayhislevel
best.
Truxton King, stalwart and lazy, lounged on the turf, umpiring the game,
attendedbytwoprettyyounggirls,alieutenantinflannelsandtheceremonious
CountQuinnox,irongreyandgaunt-facedbattlemanwiththesabrescarsonhis
cheekandthebulletwoundinhisside.
"Goodwork,Rainie,"shoutedtheumpireashiswifesafelyplacedtheballfar
outofheropponent'sreach.
"Hi!" shouted Robin, turning on him with a scowl. "You're not supposed to
cheeranybody,d'youunderstand?You'reonlyanumpire."

"Outburstofexcitement,Kid,"apologisedtheumpirecomplacently."Couldn't
helpit.Fortythirty.Getbusy."
"Hecalledhim'kid,'"whisperedoneoftheyounggirlstotheother.
"Well I heard the Prince call Mr. King 'Truck' a little while ago," whispered
theother.
"Isn'thegood-looking?"sighedthefirstone.
They were sisters, very young, and lived in the cottage across the road with
their widowed mother. Their existence was quite unknown to Mr. and Mrs.
Blithers, although the amiable Maud was rather nice to them. She had once


picked them up in her automobile when she encountered them walking to the
station.AfterthatshecalledthembytheirChristiannamesandgenerouslyasked
themtocallherMaud.ItmightappearfromthisthatMaudsufferedsomewhat
fromlonelinessinthegreathouseonthehill.TheFeltongirlshadknownRobin
ascantthree-quartersofanhourandweredeeplyinlovewithhim.Fanniewas
eighteenandNelliebutlittlemorethansixteen.HewastheirfirstPrince.
"Whee-ee!"shrilledMrs.King,goingmadlyafterareturnthatheropponent
hadlobbedoverthenet.Shemissed.
"Deuce,"saidherhusbandlaconically.Aservantwascrossingthelawnwitha
trayoficeddrinks.Ashenearedtherecumbentgrouphepausedirresolutelyand
allowedhisgazetoshifttowardtheroadbelow.Thenhecameonandashedrew
alongsidetheinterestedumpireheleanedoverandspokeinalowtoneofvoice.
"What?"demandedKing,squinting.
"Justcominginthegate,sir,"saidthefootman.
Kingshotaglanceoverhisshoulderandthensatupinastonishment.
"GoodLord!Blithers!Whatthedeucecanhebedoinghere?Isay,Loraine!
Hi!"
"Vantagein,"criedhisprettywife,dashingastraylockfromhereyes.
Mr. King's astonishment was genuine. It might better have been pronounced

bewilderment. Mr. Blithers was paying his first visit to Red Roof. Up to this
minuteitisdoubtfulifheeverhadaccordeditsomuchasaglanceofinterestin
passing.HebowedtoKingoccasionallyatthestation,butthatwasall.
Butnowhismannerwasexceedinglyfriendlyasheadvanceduponthegroup.
Onemighthavebeenpardonedforbelievinghimtobeamostintimatefriendof
thefamilyandgiventoconstantlydroppinginatanyandallhoursoftheday.
The game was promptly interrupted. It would not be far from wrong to say
thatMrs.King'sprettymouthwasopennotentirelyasanaidtobreathing.She
couldn'tbelievehereyesassheslowlyabandonedhercourtandcameforwardto
meettheiradvancingvisitor.
"Take my racket, dear," she said to one of the Peltons, It happened to be
Fannieandthepoorchildalmostfaintedwithjoy.


ThePrinceremainedinthefarcourt,idlytwirlinghisracket.
"Afternoon, King," said Mr. Blithers, doffing his panama—to fan a heated
brow. "Been watching the game from the road for a spell. Out for a stroll.
Couldn't resist running in for a minute. You play a beautiful game, Mrs. King.
Howdoyoudo!Prettyhotworkthough,isn'tit?"
HewasshakinghandswithKingandsmilinggeniallyuponthetrim,panting
figureofthePrince'sadversary.
"Goodafternoon,Mr.Blithers,"saidKing,stillstaring."You—youknowmy
wife?"
Mr. Blithers ignored what might have been regarded as an introduction, and
blandlyannouncedthattenniswasn'tagameforfatpeople,pattinghissomewhat
aggressiveextensioninmockdolefulnessashespoke.
"Youshouldseemydaughterplay,"hewenton,scarcelyheedingMrs.King's
tactlessremarkthatsheaffectedthegamebecauseshehadahorrorofgettingfat.
"Corking,sheis,andasquickasacat.GotamedalatLakewoodlastspring.I'll
fix up a match soon, Mrs. King, between you and Maud. Ought to be worth

goingmilestosee,eh,King?"
"Oh, I am afraid, Mr. Blithers, that I am not in your daughter's class," said
LoraineKing,muchtooinnocently.
"We've got a pretty fair tennis court up at Blitherwood," said Mr. Blithers
calmly."IhaveaprofessionalinstructorupeveryweektoplaywithMaud.She
cantrimmostoftheamateursso—"
"MayIofferyouadrinkofsomekind,Mr.Blithers?"askedKing,recovering
his poise to some extent. "We are having lemonades, but perhaps you'd prefer
something—"
"Lemonadewilldoforme,thanks,"saidthevisitoraffably."Weoughttorun
in on each other a little more often than—thanks! By jove, it looks refreshing.
Yourhealth,Mrs.King.Toobadtodrinkalady'shealthinlemonadebut—the
sentiment'sthesame."
HewaslookingoverhershoulderattheboundingPrinceinthefarcourtashe
spoke,anditseemedthatheheldhisglassatrifletoohighinproposingthetoast.


"I beg your pardon, Mr. Blithers," mumbled King. "Permit me to introduce
Count Quinnox and Lieutenant Dank." Both of the foreigners had arisen and
were standing very erect and soldierly a few yards away. "You know Miss
Felton,ofcourse."
"Delighted to meet you, Count," said Mr. Blithers, advancing with
outstretchedhand.Heshookthehandofthelieutenantwithashadelessenergy.
"Enjoyingthegame?"
"Immensely,"saidtheCount."Itisrarelyplayedsowell."
Mr.Blithersaffectedamostdegagemanner,squintingcarelesslyatthePrince.
"Thatyoungchapplaysanicegame.Whoishe?"
ThetwoGraustarkiansstiffenedperceptibly,andwaitedforKingtomakethe
revelationtohisvisitor.
"That's Prince Robin of—" he began but Mr. Blithers cut him short with a

genialwaveofthehand.
"Ofcourse,"heexclaimed,asifannoyedbyhisownstupidity."Ididhearthat
you were entertaining a Prince. Slipped my mind, however. Well, well, we're
comingupintheworld,eh?—havingarealnabobamongus."Hehesitatedfora
moment."Butdon'tletmeinterruptthegame,"hewenton,asifexpectingKing
toendthecontestinordertopresentthePrincetohim.
"Won'tyousitdown,Mr.Blithers?"saidMrs.King."Orwouldyouprefera
morecomfortablechairontheporch?We—"
"No,thanks,I'llstayhereifyoudon'tmind,"saidhehastily,anddraggedup
thecampchairthatLieutenantDankhadbeenoccupying.
"Fetchanotherchair,Lucas,"saidKingtotheservant."Andanotherglassof
lemonadeforMissFelton."
"Felton?" queried Mr. Blithers, sitting down very carefully on the rather
fragilechair,andhitchinguphiswhiteflanneltrousersatthekneestoreveala
pairofpurplesocks,somewhatelementaryintone.
"Weknowyourdaughter,Mr.Blithers,"saidlittleMissNellieeagerly.
"Iwasjusttryingtoremember—"