Retirement

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<b>Q : How many days in a week? </b>

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<b>Q : When is a retiree's bedtime?</b>

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<b>Q : How many retirees to change a ligh</b>
<b>t bulb?</b>

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<b>Q: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?</b>

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<b>Q: Why don't retirees mind being </b>
<b>called Seniors? </b>

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<b>Q: Among retirees what is considered</b>
<b> formal attire ?</b>

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<b>Q: Why do retirees count pennies?</b>

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<b>Q: What is the common term for someone </b>
<b>who enjoys work and refuses to retire?</b>

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<b>Q: Why are retirees so slow to clean</b>
<b> out the garage ?</b>

<b>A : They know that as soon as they </b>
<b>do, one of their adult kids will want </b>

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<b>Q: What do retirees call a long lunch?</b>

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<b>Q: What is the best way to describe r</b>
<b>etirement?</b>

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<b>Q : What's the biggest advantage of</b>
<b> going back to school as a retiree?</b>

<b>A: If you cut classes, </b>

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Q : Why do retirees often say they does
n't miss work, but misses the people?

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<b>Q: What do you do all week?</b>

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<b>Happiness is a voyage, not a </b>

<b>destination, there is no better time </b>
<b>to be happy than</b>

<b>NOW</b>

<b>NOW ...</b>

<b>Live and enjoy the moment.</b>

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<b>Share this one with all the retirees </b>
<b>that you know. I'm sure they can </b>

<b>relate to some of them! </b>

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