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Đọc đoạn văn sau và trả lời các câu hỏi:
In the early 1800s, to reach the jump-off point for the West, a family from the East of
the United States could either buy steamboat passage to Missouri for themselves, their
wagons, and their livestock or-as happened more often-simply pile everything into a
wagon, hitch up a team, and begin their overland trek right in their front yard. Along
the macadamized roads and turnpikes east of the Missouri River, travel was
comparatively fast, camping easy, and supplies plentiful. Then, in one river town or
another, the neophyte emigrants would pause to lay in provisions. For outfitting
purposes, the town of Independence had been preeminent ever since 1827, but the
rising momentum of pioneer emigration had produced some rival jump-off points.
Westport and Fort Leavenworth flourished a few miles upriver. St. Joseph had sprung
up 55 miles to the northwest; in fact, emigrants who went to Missouri by riverboat
could save four days on the trail by staying on the paddle-wheelers to St. Joe before
striking overland.
At whatever jump-off point they chose, the emigrants studied guidebooks and
directions, asked questions of others as green as themselves, and made their final
decisions about outfitting. They had various, sometimes conflicting, options. For
example, either pack animals or two-wheel carts or wagons could be used for the
overland crossing. A family man usually chose the wagon. It was the costliest and
slowest of the three, but it provided space and shelter for children and for a wife who
likely as not was pregnant. Everybody knew that a top-heavy covered wagon might
blow over in a prairie wind or be overturned by mountain rocks, that it might mire in
river mud or sink to its hubs in desert sand-but maybe if those things happened on this
trip, they would happen to someone else. Anyway, most pioneers, with their farm
background, were used to wagons.
1. What is the topic of this passage?
B

(A) Important river towns

(B) Getting started on the trip west



(C) The advantages of traveling by wagon

(D) Choosing a point of departure

2. All of the following can be inferred from the passage about travel east of the
Missouri EXCEPT that it
D

(A) was faster than in the West


(B) was easier than in the West

(C) took place on good roads

(D) was usually by steamboat

3. The phrase "jump-off point" in lines 1, 13 and 18 is closest in meaning to
B

(A) a bridge across a river

(B) a point of departure

(C) a gathering place

(D) a trading post

4. Which of the cities that served as a jump-off point can be inferred from the

passage to be farthest west?
B

(A) Independence

(B) St. Joseph

(C) Westport

(D) Fort Leavenworth

5. The word "preeminent" in line 11 is closest in meaning to
B

(A) oldest

(B) superior


(C) most easily reached

(D) closest

6. The author implies in the passage that the early emigrants
D

(A) knew a lot about travel

(B) were well stocked with provisions when they left their homes


(C) left from the same place in Missouri

(D) preferred wagon travel to other types of travel

7. The word "neophyte" in line 9 is closest in meaning to
D

(A) eager

(B) courageous

(C) prosperous

(D) inexperienced

8. All of the following were mentioned in the passage as options for modes of
transportation from the Missouri River to the West EXCEPT
B

(A) a wagon

(B) a riverboat

(C) a pack animal


(D) a two-wheel cart

9. In line 16, the word "striking" is closest in meaning to
C


(A) hitting

(B) orienting

(C) departing

(D) marking

10. The expression "green" in line 19 is closest in meaning to
C

(A) frightened

(B) optimistic

(C) inexperienced

(D) weary

11. All of the following features of the covered wagon made it unattractive to
the emigrants EXCEPT
C

(A) the speed at which it could travel

(B) its bulk

(C) its familiarity and size


(D) its cost


12. In line 28, the phrase "those things" refers to
C

(A) the types of transportation

(B) the belongings of the pioneers

(C) the problems of wagon travel

(D) the overland routes


Đọc đoạn văn sau và trả lời các câu hỏi: Until recently, most American
entrepreneurs were men. Discrimination
against women in business, the demands of caring for families, and
lack of business training had kept the number of women entrepreneurs
small. Now, however, businesses owned by women account for more than
5 $40 billion in annual revenues, and this figure is likely to continue
rising throughout the 1990s. As Carolyn Doppelt Gray, an official
of the Small Business Administration, has noted, "The 1970s was the
decade of women entering management, and the 1980s turned out to
be the decade of the woman entrepreneur".
10
What are some of the factors behind this trend? For one thing, as
more women earn advanced degrees in business and enter the corporate
world, they are finding obstacles. Women are still excluded from
most executive suites. Charlotte Taylor, a management consultant,

15 had noted, "In the 1970s women believed if they got an MBA and worked
hard they could become chairman of the board. Now they've found out
that isn't going to happen, so they go out on their own".
In the past, most women entrepreneurs worked in "women's" fields: cosmetics
20 and clothing, for example. But this is changing. Consider ASK Computer
Systems, a $22-million-a-year computer software business. It was
founded in 1973 by Sandra Kurtzig, who was then a housewife with
degrees in math and engineering. When Kurtzig founded the business,
her first product was software that let weekly newspapers keep tabs
25 on their newspaper carriers-and her office was a bedroom at home,
with a shoebox under the bed to hold the company's cash. After she
succeeded with the newspaper software system, she hired several bright
computer-science graduates to develop additional programs. When these
were marketed and sold, ASK began to grow. It now has 200 employees,
30 and Sandra Kurtzig owns $66.9 million of stock.
Of course, many women who start their own businesses fail, just as
men often do. They still face hurdles in the business world, especially
problems in raising money; the banking and finance world is still
35 dominated by men, and old attitudes die hard. Most businesses owned
by women are still quite small. But the situation is changing; there
are likely to be many more Sandra Kurtzigs in the years ahead.1. What is the main
idea of this passage?
D

(A) Women today are better educated than in the past, making them more

attractive to the business world.
(B) The computer is especially lucrative for women today.



(C) Women are better at small businesses than men are.

(D) Women today are opening more businesses of their own.

2. The word "excluded" in line 13 is closest in meaning to
A

(A) not permitted in

(B) often invited to

(C) decorators of

(D) charged admission to

3. All of the following were mentioned in the passage as detriments to women
in the business world EXCEPT
B

(A) women were required to stay at home with their families

(B) women lacked ability to work in business

(C) women faced discrimination in business

(D) women were not trained in business

4. In line 17, "that" refers to
A


(A) a woman becomes chairman of the board

(B) women working hard

(C) women achieving advanced degrees


(D) women believing that business is a place for them

5. According to the passage, Charlotte Taylor believes that women in the
1970s
A

(A) were unrealistic about their opportunities in business management

(B) were still more interested in education than business opportunities

(C) had fewer obstacles in business than they do today

(D) were unable to work hard enough to succeed in business

6. The author mentions the "shoebox under the bed" in the third paragraph in
order to
C

(A) show the frugality of women in business

(B) show the resourcefulness of Sandra Kurtzig

(C) point out that initially the financial resources of Sandra Kurtzig's business were


limited
(D) suggest that the company needed to expand

7. In line 20, the word "this" refers to
C

(A) women becoming entrepreneurs

(B) women buying cosmetics and clothing

(C) women working in "women's fields"

(D) women staying at home

B


8. The expression "keep tabs on" in line 24-25 is closest in meaning to

(A) recognize the appearance of

(B) keep records of

(C) provide transportation for

(D) pay the salaries of

9. The word "hurdles" in line 33 can be best replaced by
B


(A) fences

(B) obstacles

(C) questions

(D) small groups

10. It can be inferred from the passage that the author believes that
businesses operated by women are small because
C

(A) women prefer a small intimate setting

(B) women can't deal with money

(C) women are not able to borrow money easily

(D) many women fail at large businesses

11. The author's attitude about the future of women in business is
B


(A) skeptical

(B) optimistic

(C) frustrated


(D) negative


Đọc đoạn văn sau và trả lời các câu hỏi: While most desert animals will drink water
if confronted with it,
for many of them the opportunity never comes. Yet all living things
must have water, or they will expire. The herbivores find it in desert
plants. The carnivores slake their thirst with the flesh and blood
5 of living prey. One of the most remarkable adjustments, however,
has been made by the tiny kangaroo rat, who not only lives without
drinking but subsists on a diet of dry seeds containing about 5%
free water. Like other animals, he has the ability to manufacture
water in his body by a metabolic conversion of carbohydrates. But
10 he is notable for the parsimony with which he conserves his small
supply by every possible means, expending only minuscule amounts
in his excreta and through evaporation from his respiratory tract.
Investigation into how the kangaroo rat can live without drinking
15 water has involved various experiments with these small animals.
Could kangaroo rats somehow store water in their bodies and slowly
utilize these resources in the long periods when no free water is
available from dew or rain? The simplest way to settle this question
was to determine the total water content in the animals to see if
20 it decreases as they are kept for long periods on a dry diet. If
they slowly use up their water, the body should become increasingly
dehydrated, and if they begin with a store of water, this should
be evident from an initial high water content. Results of such experiments
with kangaroo rats on dry diets for more than 7 weeks showed that
25 the rats maintained their body weight. There was no trend toward
a decrease in water content during the long period of water deprivation.

When the kangaroo rats were given free access to water, they did
not drink water. They did nibble on small pieces of watermelon, but
this did not change appreciably the water content in their bodies,
30 which remained at 66.3 to 67.2 during this period.
This is very close to the water content of dry-fed animals (66.5),
and the availability of free water, therefore, did not lead to any
"storage" that could be meaningful as a water reserve. This makes
35 it reasonable to conclude that physiological storage of water is
not a factor in the kangaroo rat's ability to live on dry food.1. What is the topic of
this passage?
A

(A) Kangaroo rats

(B) Water in the desert

(C) Desert life


(D) Physiological experiments

2. The word "expire" inline 3 is closest in meaning to
B

(A) become ill

(B) die

(C) shrink


(D) dehydrate

3. Which of the following is NOT a source of water for the desert animals?
D

(A) Desert plants

(B) Metabolic conversion of carbohydrates in the body

(C) The blood of other animals

(D) Streams

4. The word "it" in line 3 refers to
D

(A) a living thing

(B) the desert

(C) the opportunity

(D) water

5. The author states that the kangaroo rat is known for all of the following


EXCEPT
D


(A) the economy with which it uses available water.

(B) living without drinking water.

(C) breathing slowly and infrequently.

(D) manufacturing water internally.

6. The word "parsimony" in line 10 is closest in meaning to
C

(A) intelligence.

(B) desire.

(C) frugality.

(D) skill.

7. It is implied by the author that desert animals can exist with little or no
water because of
D

(A) less need for water than other animals.

(B) many opportunities for them to find water.

(C) their ability to eat plants.

(D) their ability to adjust to the desert environment.


8. The word "deprivation" inline 26 is closest in meaning to
D


(A) preservation.

(B) renewal.

(C) examination.

(D) withholding.

9. According to the passage, the results of the experiments with kangaroo rats
showed that
C

(A) kangaroo rats store water for use during dry periods.

(B) kangaroo rats took advantage of free access to water.

(C) there was no significant change in body weight due to lack of water or

accessibility to water.
(D) a dry diet seems detrimental to the kangaroo rat's health.


Đọc đoạn văn sau và trả lời các câu hỏi: "The economic history of the United
States", one scholar has written,
"is the history of the rise and development of the capitalistic system."

The colonists of the eighteenth century pushed forward what those
of the seventeenth century had begun: the expansion and elaboration
5 of an economy born in the great age of capitalist expansion.
Our excellent natural resources paved the way for the development
of abundant capital to increase our growth. Capital includes the
tools-such as machines, vehicles, and buildings-that make the outputs
10 of labor and resources more valuable. But it also includes the funds
necessary to buy those tools. If a society had to consume everything
it produced just to stay alive, nothing could be put aside to increase
future productions. But if a farmer can grow more corn than his family
needs to eat, he can use the surplus as seed to increase the next
15 crop, or to feed workers who build tractors. This process of capital
accumulation was aided in the American economy by our cultural heritage.
Saving played an important role in the European tradition; it contributed
to Americans' motivation to put something aside today for the tools
to buy tomorrow.
20
The great bulk of the accumulated wealth of America, as distinguished
from that which was consumed, was derived either directly or indirectly
from trade. Though some manufacturing existed, its role in the accumulation
of capital was negligible. A merchant class of opulent proportions
25 was already visible in the seaboard cities, its wealth the obvious
consequence of shrewd and resourceful management of the carrying
trade. Even the rich planters of tidewater Virginia and the rice
coast of South Carolina finally depended for their genteel way of
life upon the ships and merchants who sold their tobacco and rice
30 in the markets of Europe. As colonial production rose and trade expanded,
a business community emerged in the colonies, linking the provinces
by lines of trade and identity of interest.1. With what subject is this passage
mainly concerned?

C

(A) Geography

(B) Finance

(C) Economics

(D) Culture


2. The phrase "paved the way for" in line 7 is closest in meaning to
B

(A) paid for

(B) supported

(C) accumulated

(D) resembled

3. In line 10 the word "it" refers to
D

(A) growth

(B) resources

(C) labor


(D) capital

4. According to the passage, capital includes all of the following EXCEPT
D

(A) factories

(B) tractors

(C) money

(D) workers

5. In line 10, the word "funds" is closest in meaning to
A

(A) money


(B) resources

(C) output

(D) support

6. The phrase "put aside" in lines 13 is closest in meaning to
B

(A) hidden


(B) saved

(C) reviewed

(D) consumed

7. According to the passage, which of the following would lead to
accumulating capital?
D

(A) Training workers who produce goods

(B) Studying the cultural history of the country

(C) Consuming what is produced

(D) Planting more of a crop than is needed

8. It can be inferred from the passage that the European ancestors of early
Americans
C

(A) sent many tools to America

(B) taught their skills to their offspring


(C) were accustomed to saving


(D) were good farmers

9. According to the passage, the emergence of a business community in the
colonies was a result of
C

(A) efficient saving

(B) the immigration of wealthy bankers

(C) the success of production and trade

(D) the existence of manufacturing


A new trick
The conjurer was arranging a new stage trick, and on the day before its introduction he
asked his young son to help him. "When I ask for a boy to come on the stage, you must
come at once. But you must not do anything or say anything that will make the audience
think that you know me."
The boy said he understood everything and when the conjurer asked for help, he came
forward quickly and was invited on the stage. When he got there, the conjurer said:
"Look at this boy! He has never seen me before, have you, my boy?"
"No, father!" answered the boy.
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I didn't see
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he
finished, the woman heard her husband's key in the lock.

"Hurry!" she said to the repairman, "You'll have to hide... my
husband is insanely jealous."
There was no time to run out the back door, so the repairman
hid inside the TV console.
The husband walked in and sat down in his favorite chair to
watch some football. Meanwhile, the repairman was inside the
TV, all squashed up, and getting hotter and hotter. Finally, he
couldn't stand it anymore. He climbed out, marched across the
room and out the front door.
The husband looked at the TV set, looked at his wife, then
looked back at the TV set again, and said, "I didn't see the
referee send that guy off the field, did you?

Why are men and women so different ?

"Why are men and women so different?"
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


A woman marries a man expecting that he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

Checking up
A boy walked into a drug store and asked permission to use the telephone. Then the
following conversation took place:
"Is that you, Mr Jones?"
"Yes," seemed to be the answer.

"Well, Mr Jones, I saw your advertisement in the morning paper the other day, and you
wanted a boy. Did you get one?"
"Yes," seemed to be the answer again.
"Well, Mr Jones, are you satisfied with him?"
The answer appeared still to be affirmative.
"Well, Mr Jones, if you are not satisfied, please call me at Main 54."
The boy turned and wanted to go out, when the druggist, who had overheard, remarked,
"You probably wanted to get the job, didn't you?"
"Oh, no, sir," answered the boy, "I'm the boy, who is already working down there. I just
wanted to know whether they are satisfied with me."

Secret
A football coach was asked his secret of evaluating raw recruits.
"Well," he said, "I take 'em out in the woods and make 'em run. The ones that go
around the trees, I make into running backs. The ones that run into the trees, I turn
into linemen."

Different price
The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.
"Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant.
This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are
very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.
"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000."
Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked,
but all the men nodded because they thought they understood.
A few actually smirked. But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why
the difference in price between male brains and female brains?"



"A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team.
"Women's brains have to be marked down because they have actually been used."

That's odd
Once there was a boy named Odd. Odd was the butt of jokes his whole life, because of
his name, even though he grew up to be a successful lawyer. When Odd was old and
about to die, he said, "People have been teasing me my whole life, and I don't want
them doing it after I am dead, so I don't want my name printed on my tombstone."
After Odd died, people saw his blank tombstone and said, "That's odd!"

There is no doubt about it
A poor man had a parrot which could only say the words "There is no doubt about it!"
Its name was Poll, and all day long it called out, "There's no doubt about it!" To every
question Poll always gave the same reply.
One day its master went to the market to sell it. "Who will buy my parrot?" he cried.
"Twenty pounds for my parrot!"
A man, hearing the high price that was asked, turned to the parrot and said; "Poll, are
you worth twenty pounds?"
"There's no doubt about it!" was Poll's reply.
The man was so pleased with this answer that he bought the bird and carried it home.
Some time later, he was sorry for his bargain. Standing beside the parrot's cage, he
said: "What a fool I was to throw away so much money!"
"There's no doubt about it!" cried the bird.

A naughty boy
One day, an old gentlement was walking along a street. He saw a little boy near the
door of a house. The boy was standing at the door and trying to reach the door-bell
which was too high for him. The old gentlement was a kind-hearted man so he stopped
to help the boy. "I will ring the bell for you," he said and pulled the bell so hard that its
ringing could be heard all over the house. The little boy looked up at him and said

laughing: "Now we must run away. Come on."
Before the old gentlement knew what was happening the naughty boy had disappeared
round the corner of the street. The old man had to explain to the angry owner of the
house why he had rung the bell.


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A careless answer
Our new assistant, Christy 16, was in her first office job. Co-workers were giving her
basic instruction as the boss stepped out of his office and the telephone rang. Christy
answered professionally, but then birst out with: "He's in the toilet now."
"Oh, no," one employee whispered to her, "Say he's with a customer."
"He is in the toilet with a custmer," Christy told the caller.
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Directions
Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many >years. Now they had a long talk trying
to fill >in the gap of those years by telling about their >lives. Finally, Pete invited Larry
to visit him in his new apartment. "I got a wife and three kids and I'd love to have you
visit us.
"Great. Where do you live?"
"Here's the address. And there's plenty of parking behind the apartment. Park and
come around to the front door, kick it open with your foot, go to the elevator and press
the button with your left elbow, then enter! When you reach the sixth floor, go down
the hall until you see my name on the door. Then press the doorbell with your right
elbow and I'll let you in."
"Good. But tell me... what is all this business of kicking the front door open, then

pressing elevator buttons with my right, then my left elbow?"
"Surely, you're not coming empty-handed."

I want to be possible
The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus
of responses came from all over the room.
"A football player," "A doctor," "An astronaut," "The president," "A fireman," "A
teacher," "A race car driver."
Everyone that is, except Tommy. The teacher noticed he was sitting there quiet and
still. So she said to him, "Tommy, what do you want to be when you grow up?"


"Possible" Tommy replied.
"Possible?" asked the teacher.
"Yes," Tommy said. "My mom is always telling me I'm impossible. So when I get to be
big, I want to be possible."

You don't know
Teacher:Alex! If you had a five pound note and you asked your granny for another
one,what would you have?
Alex: Five pounds.
Teacher:You don`t know your arithmetic.
Alex: And you don't know my granny.....

In stead of
It was the last day at school before Christmas when the teacher started asking all the
pupils what would they like to hang on their Christmas tree.
First pupil: On my Christmas tree I will hang on a big golden star.
Second pupil: On my Christmas tree I will hang on my semester grades.
So the teacher asked the third what he would like to hang.

And so he answers: I would like to hang nothing on tree because my father says all the
time that instead of my semester grades he will hang ME!!!

No car has passed
Jack: Mummy, can I go and play at my friend's house?
Mummy: Of course, but don't cross the road until a car goes by, then you cross.
So Jack went out of the house. After a few hours, Mummy waited anxiously for Jack
to come home. Then she found
Jack outside their house.
Mummy: Why are you still here?
Jack: No car has passed by yet, so I haven't crossed the road.
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Curiosity
Walking past the big wooden fence around the insane asylum, a guy hears everyone
inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"
His curiosity piqued, he finds a hole in the fence and looks inside.
All of a sudden a finger shoots through the hole and pokes out his eye,


and the inmates start wildly chanting,
"Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"

Satan & his brother-in-law
Sunday morning services were going very smoothly when suddenly a flash of light and
smoke appeared in front of the pulpit followed by a large "BOOM".
When the smoke cleared, the astonished congregation saw a red figure complete with
horns, pitchfork and tail. Immediately, panic set in. People crowded through the doors,
trampling each other in their rush to get away. Satan watched the retreat with great
glee, but his mood was disturbed by the sight of one man still lounging comfortably in

his pew. "Do you not know who I am?", Satan thundered. The man's reply was
nonchalant, "Sure I do." Satan was puzzled. "Do you not fear me?" "Nope." "Why not?"
The man snorted, "What for? I been married to your sister for 35 years, and this is
still better than going home!"

Calf's milk
The young mother asked the man who supplied her with milk if he kept any calves, and
smile pleasedly when he said he did.
"Then," she continued brightly, "bring me a pint of calf's milk every day. I think cow's
milk is too strong for baby."

50/50 Marriage
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonalds. He noticed that
they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he
watched, the gentleman carefuly divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the
fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the
soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began
to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap. The young man
decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they
didn't have to split theirs. The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50
years, and every thing has always been and will always be shared, 50/50." The young
man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, " not yet. It's his
turn with the teeth."

Not a bit
The wife chewed out her husband at the company picnic awhile back.
"Doesn't it embarrass you that people
have seen you go up to the buffet table five times?"
"Not a bit," the husband replied.
"I just tell them I'm filling up the plate for you!"



Lawyer's heart
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.
The doctor said, we have 3 possible donors; the 1st is a young,
healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident, the 2nd is a middle_aged
businessman who never drank or smoked and who died flying his private jet. The 3rd is
an attorney who died after practicing law for 30 years. which do you want?
"I'll take the lawyer's heart", said the patient.
After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the
donor he did. " It was easy" said the patient, " I wanted a heart
that hadn't been used."

"You're going to die"
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the
doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said,"Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible
stress.
If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die:
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.
Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood.
For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an
especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his
stress. "Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to
relax your husband in the evening by being pleasant and giving him plenty of back rubs.
Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television. "And, most
importantly satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year,
I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife,
"What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.

You can bark anywhere
In an English-speaking country, people cannot pronounce a letter of 'P', they do 'B' instead.
One day, a driver came to a restaurant. While he was looking for a space to park his car, the owner
got out of the restaurant and said, 'Hey, you can bark anywhere'!!!

Little Johnny Boy
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by
saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand


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