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"Annoying Orange: Food Court"

Episode 60

Orange, Pear, Passion Fruit, Liam the Leprechaun,
Characters: Eggs, Grapefruit's Mailman, Onion, Radish,
Grapefruit's Nephew, Bailiff Apple
Airdate:

January 21, 2011
Episode Guide

Previous
"Rapberry"

Next
"Wazzup Blowup"

Annoying Orange: Food Cour t
Orange: (singing to the tune of "Shave and a Haircut") Bored, b-b-bored bored, bored bored! (laughs)
(groans) So bored.
Grapefruit's Mailman: (Off-screen) Hey, hey Orange!
Orange: Hey, what was that?

Liam: Uh-uh, Orange. The summons is for you.

(The scene cuts to Grapefruit's Mailman on the
counter)

Orange: Who, me?

Grapefruit's Mailman: Over here!

Liam: It urns out to be you're more annoying then
the law will allow. That's why I'm taking you to the
food court. Passion: Seriously?

Orange: Hey, It's Grapefruit's Mailman.
Liam: Seriously!
Grapefruit's Mailman: That's right, and I got a
special delivery for ya. Heads up! (He throws a
letter on top of the oven)

(Liam, Orange, Passion, and Pear disappear)

Passion Fruit: Whoa, what'd ya get, Orange?

Grapefruit's Mailman: Oh, geez, I almost forgot.
I'm gonna need a signature for that summons.
Oh, crap!

Orange: I don't know.
(title card)
Pear: Dude, that's not yours. It's for someone
named Summons.

(Orange, Passion, and Pear appear in the food
court)

(Liam the Leprechaun appears)
Orange: Whoa!
Liam: Well, well, well. If it isn't me wee old pal,

Orangey.
Orange: Hey, hey! It's Jolly Green!

Bailiff Apple: All rise; this court will now come to
order. The honorable Liam T. Leprechaun will be
presiding.

Passion: Liam, what do you want now?

(Liam appears to be the judge)

Orange: You must be looking for that Summons
guy, huh?

Pear: You're kidding me. He gets to be the
judge?

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Liam: All right! quiet down, everyone!
(hammering) Order in the court! Order in the
court!!

Onion: He said that my mother was a Funyun
with a bunion.
(All gasp)

Orange: Okay, I'll have a cheeseburger with curly
fries. (laughs)

Passion: You really said that?

Passion: As your attorney, I would advise you let
me do all of the talking.

Orange: But it rhymes.

Pear: (sarcastically): Oh, this is a great idea.

Radish: He kept telling me, "if you're rad-ish, then
I'm totally awesome-ish."

Passion: Your Honor, given you're...uh...history
with my client, I move an immediate mistrial.

Mr. Pickle: And then?

Liam: Overruled. Guilty.
Mr. Pickle: Uh, your honor, we haven't been
selected a jury yet.
Liam: Fine. Pear, you do it.
Mr. Pickle: Objection, Your Honor.
Liam: What?
Mr. Pickle: You need a dozen jurors, and it's
obvious that Pear already knows the defendant.
Liam: A dozen?
Orange: Whoa! Sounds like Jolly Green's in a
real pickle. (laughs)
Liam: Fine. I'll give you a dozen. (snaps fingers)

Radish: And then he started singing. (crying)
Mr. Pickle: I think we've seen enough here, Your
Honor.
Grapefruit's Nephew: (spits out pacifier) He
annoyed my uncle, he annoyed my great
grandpa, he annoyed my third cousin twice
removed, and he even annoyed my mailman.
Orange: That's not a family tree. That's a family
forest. (laughs)
Grapefruit's Nephew: I'm gonna get you, Orange!
Liam: Well well well, I think we've seen all the
evidence we need to see to make a decision.
Eggs, what do ya say? Guilty, right?
Passion: Your Honor, the defense would like to
call one last witness.

(Eggs appeared & talking)

Liam: Why not? Don't know what load of good
that's gonna do ya. (chuckles)

Orange: Hey, it's Eggs. We were really had a
scramble to find you (laughs)

Passion: The defense wishes to call

Pear: (on the second court) Um.....

the Annoying Orange!

Mr. Pickle: It's a simple question, sir. Do you
believe the orange is annoying?

Orange: Hey, that's me! Yay! What'd I win?

Pear: Uh, I'm gonna have to plead the fifth on this
one.
Mr. Pickle: Answer the question, sir. Is he or is he
not annoying?

(Liam bangs his gavel [judges hammer] and
Orange appears on the witness stand)
Passion: Mr. Orange, do you think you're
annoying?

Orange: (babbling tongue)

Orange: I'm not annoying. I'm an orange.
(laughs)

Pear: Yes, yes, he's annoying.

Mr. Pickle: Oh, this is a slam dunk.

(Orange and Passion gasp)

Passion: What about Mr. Pickle?

Pear: What? Don't act like it's not true.

Mr. Pickle: Me?

Liam: All right, next witness.

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Passion: Is there anything you'd like to say to
him?
Orange: Him? Um.. Yeah. Hey, Pickle, You're a
real dillweed. (laughs)

Eggs: Yay!
Liam: (very angry) That's not an option! You can't
find him yay.
Eggs: Yay!

Mr. Pickle: Hey!
Liam: You stop it now!
Passion: What about the jury? Any thoughts
about...
Orange: The eggs? Nah, they can't take a yolk.
(laughs)
Eggs: (laughs)
Passion: How about the Judge? What do you
think of the Leprechaun?
Liam: Watch it now, lassie.
Orange: Lassie? She's not a dog, she's a passion
fruit. (laughs)

Eggs: (laughs)
Liam: (Getting angry) Stop it! (gavel bang)

Eggs: Yay!
Liam: (screaming)
Eggs: (laughs)
Orange: (laughs)
Liam: That's it, I quit!
(Liam throws his gavel [judges hammer] and it
accidently hits Bailiff Apple)
Bailiff Apple: Ow!
(pillar crumbles over)
Liam: OH, darn!

Orange: Yay, I want to be a carpenter too!
(laughs)

(crash)

Liam: (Very angry now) Stop!

Orange: Whoa!

Orange: Hammer time! (laughs) Happy music
starts playing (Click here to play Happy Music,
Ignore Voice).

(Orange, Pear and Passion appear back in the
kitchen)
Orange: Whoa! We're back!

Passion: Don't you see? The orange is annoying,
but only because he can't help it. You can't make
that a crime. That's be like arresting Mr. Pickle for
smelling like vinegar.
Mr. Pickle: Objection!
Passion: Or locking Liam away because he
dresses like a dork.
(happy music stops abruptly)
Liam: Alright, alright, alright, you made you're
point, but this decision isn't up to you, is it,
Passion Fruit? The decision is in the hands of our
jury. Now how do you find the orange? Annoying,
or not annoying?

Pear: Nicely done, Passion. You got Orange off
the hook.
Passion: Oh... it was nothing.
Orange: Yay, Passion!
Pear: Whoo-hoo!
Orange: That was fun! We should do that more
often.
Grapefruit's Mailman: Uh, that's great, gang, but I
still need a signature over here.

Eggs: Yay!

(An orange background appears with Orange
asking "Is Orange funny, annoying, or annoyingly
funny?" as the Fruity Question of the Day.)

Liam: Yay as in yes or no?

Grapefruit's Mailman: Who's gonna sign for this?!

Eggs: Yay!

Orange: Hmm, there's only one person I can
think of who will sign for this.

Liam: (getting angry) Ther's no yay, okay?

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Grapefruit's Mailman: Who?
Orange: Knife.

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This article is a transcript of the

SpongeBob SquarePants episode,

"Help Wanted" from season one, which aired on May 1, 1999.

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French Narrator: Ah, the sea. So fascinating. So wonderful. Here, we see Bikini Bottom,
teeming with life. [Shows from left to right Patrick's, Squidward's, and SpongeBob's houses.
Zooms in on SpongeBob's house] Home to one of my favorite creatures, SpongeBob
SquarePants. Yes, of course he lives in a pineapple, You silly. [SpongeBobs alarm sounds; he
wakes, but is unaffected by the annoying sound, and with a smile turns it off. He climbs from
his bed to a ladder leading to a diving board]
SpongeBob: Today's the big day, Gary!
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: [Jumps on the diving board] Look at me, I'm… [Jumps up, and leaves his
underwear behind] nakeeeeeeeeeed! [Lands inside pants, walks over to exercise room. His
head pops out of the top of his pants] Got to be in top physical condition for today, Gary.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: [He goes inside his small gym that has a sign that says, "I LOVE PAIN". Taking
deep breaths, he prepares to lift a barbell that is balanced by two lightweight stuffed
animals. He sticks out his chest, but almost passes out because he can barely lift it. He drops
it, and it makes a 'squeak' noise] I'M READY! [Runs outside] I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready,
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. [Patrick Stars
rock tilts upwards with Patrick stuck to its underside]
Patrick: Go, SpongeBob! [Patrick falls]

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SpongeBob: [Runs down the street to the Krusty Krab] There it is. The finest eating
establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab... [Restaurant sparkles, and
polluted smoke gushes out of a pipe to a flatulent sound effect] ...home of the Krabby Patty.
With a 'Help Wanted' sign in the window! For years I've been dreaming of this moment! I'm
gonna go in there, march straight to the manager, look 'im straight in the eye, [breaks the
fourth wall and looks the audience in the eye] lay it on the line and… I can't do this! [He
starts to run home but Patrick stops him] Uh, Patrick!
Patrick: Where do you think you're going?
SpongeBob: I was just…
Patrick: No you're not. You're going to the Krusty Krab and get that job!
SpongeBob: I can't, don't you see? I'm not good enough!
Patrick: Whose first words were "may I take your order"?
SpongeBob: Mine were.
Patrick: Who made a spatula out of toothpicks in wood shop?
SpongeBob: I did.
Patrick: [Grimaces and contorts twice while trying to come up with a good third line] Who’s a,
uh... who’s uhh. oh! who’s a big yellow cube with holes?
SpongeBob: I am!
Patrick: Who's ready?
SpongeBob: I'm ready!
Patrick: Who's ready?
SpongeBob: I'm ready!
Patrick: Who's ready?
SpongeBob: I'M READY! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! [Runs toward the Krusty Krab]
Squidward: [Cleaning graffiti of himself with the word Loser, sees SpongeBob, and sighs] Oh
no, SpongeBob. What could he possibly want?
SpongeBob: [In background, at first while Squidward was talking] I’m ready! I’m ready! I’m
READY! I’m READY! I’m READY! I’m READY! Go SpongeBob! Go SpongeBob! Go SpongeBob! Go
self! [Squidward looks at the Help Wanted sign and runs inside]

Squidward: [While SpongeBob says, "I’m ready" one more time in the background] Mr. Krabs!
[Cuts to the ordering window, where Mr. Krabs is happily sniffing a handful of money.
Squidward runs up to him] Hurry, Mr. Krabs, before its too late, I gotta tell you about-[interrupted by SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: Permission to come aboard, captain! [deep voice] I’ve been training my whole life
for the day I could join the Krusty Krew, [normal voice] And now I’m ready. [SpongeBob trips
on a nail stuck in the floorboard. His fall causes him to bounce against the ceiling, SpongeBob
shouts and blurts incomprehensibly while his bounces and ricochets around the building
accelerate. He then rolls to a stop at the feet of Squidward and Mr. Krabs] So, uh, when do I
start?
Mr. Krabs: Well lad, it looks like you don’t even have your sea legs.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, please. Ill prove I’m fry cook material. Ask Squidward, hell vouch for
me. [Mr. Krabs and Squidward quickly walk away from SpongeBob]
Squidward: [deep breath] No. [Mr. Krabs winks. They head back to SpongeBob]
Mr. Krabs: Well lad, well give you a test, and if you pass, you’ll be on the Krusty Krew! Go out
and fetch me ... [SpongeBob takes out a notepad] ...a, uh, hydrodynamic spatula... [SpongeBob
quickly jots down what he says] with, um, port-and-starboard-attachments, [more scribbling]
and, uh... turbo drive! [more scribbling] And dont come back till you get one! [Mr. Krabs puts a
Krusty Krab crew hat on SpongeBob. SpongBob sees how he looks in a mirror, there are
sparkles on his hat, and he has a huge, satisfied smile]
SpongeBob: [saluting Krabs] Aye aye, captain! [reading] One hydrodynamic spatula, with portand-starboard attachments, turbo drive, coming right up, Sir!
Mr. Krabs: Carry on! [SpongeBob leaves] Well never see that lubber again.
Squidward: You’re terrible! A hydro-what? [Squidward and Mr. Krabs laugh. While Squidward
laughs, his nose moves distinctly while he inhales and exhales. Krabs laugh sounds like a pirate.
As they laugh, SpongeBob is shown leaving the Krusty Krab. As SpongeBob fades out of sight,
five buses drive toward the Krusty Krab from the opposite direction]

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Bus Driver: Hey! Hey! Please! Passengers are to stay seated and put their hands out the
window! [The buses surround the Krusty Krab and the doors open, Mr. Krabs stops laughing]
Mr. Krabs: That sounded like hatch doors! [sniffs repeatedly] Do you smell it? That smell. A
kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells... smelly. [bulgy eyes] Anchovies.
Squidward: What?
Mr. Krabs: ANCHOVIES! [Anchovies get out of the buses and rush inside the Krusty Krab,
crowding, repeating the word "meep" over and over again]
Squidward: Please, please, quiet! [anchovies stop talking] Is this any way to behave, hmmm?
Anchovy: Eat!
Squidward: Could we show a little decency and form a neat, single file line in front of the
register? [The anchovies are quiet at first, and then pick up the boat, as their cries of
"meep!" become more intense. Cut to BargN Mart as SpongeBob enters]
SpongeBob: [singing to himself] BargN Mart, meeting all of your spatula needs. [Cuts to the
Krusty Krab. Squidward and Mr. Krabs are still in the boat, and being tossed around]
Mr. Krabs: All hands on deck! Get your anchors out of your pants!
Squidward: One single file line was all I asked!
Mr. Krabs: Whoa! Button down the hatches, Mr. Squidward! [Mr. Krabs and Squidward are
thrown up in the air] Were taking on water, Mr. Squidward! [they get thrown back up again] I
want my mommy, Mr. Squidward! [cuts to BargN Mart]
SpongeBob: [singing] Do do do do do do, spatula, spatula, port-and-starboard attachments.
[Cuts to the Krusty Krab]
Squidward: HELP!!!!
Mr. Krabs: Man overboard! Climb, Mr. Squidward! Climb! [They climb the mast, while the
anchovies try to get them down. The anchovies then form a big wave]
Anchovies: MEEP!!!! MEEP!!!!!!
Mr. Krabs: This is the end! Good-bye, Mr. Squidward!
Squidward: Oh Mr. Krabs! [They cry, then SpongeBob comes in with red lights flashing and

flying with the spatula, singing a heroic tune]
SpongeBob: Permission to come aboard captain! Da da da da da da da! Da da da da da da da da
da da! Did someone order a spatula? [Squidward and Krabs are shocked] Thats right! One
hydrodynamic spatula with [two spatulas pop out on the sides of the previous one] port-andstarboard attachments, and lets not forget the turbo drive! [the two extending spatulas twirl
around and smack Squidward and Krabs in the face] Would you believe they only had one in
stock? To the kitchen! [to the anchovies] Who’s hungry? [Tiny Tims Living in the Sunlight,
Loving in the Moonlight plays while SpongeBob serves up burger after burger. Many, many,
many burgers are launched through the opening window to the hungry anchovies. Eventually,
all of the anchovies are served and they leave on the buses. Cuts to later]
Mr. Krabs: That was the finest fast foodsmanship I’ve ever seen, Mr. SquarePants! Welcome
aboard! [Mr. Krabs gives SpongeBob a name tag]
Squidward: But, but Mr. Krabs...
Mr. Krabs: Three cheers for SpongeBob! Hip-hip!
Squidward: [weakly] Hooray, Mr.Mr. Krabs: Hip-hip!
Squidward: [quickly] Hooray,
Mr. Krabs: Hip-hip!
Squidward: [quickly] Hooray. Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: I'll be in my quarters, counting up the booty. [He wheels a wheelbarrow piled with
an enormous stack of cash to his office. Patrick enters]
Patrick: Good morning, Krusty Krew!
Squidward: What would you like to order, Patrick?
Patrick: One Krabby Patty, please. [SpongeBob flies back to the kitchen using his spatula and
a score of Krabby Patties is immediately fired through the servery, which collide with Patrick
and send him flying out of the Krusty Krab. Cuts to Krusty Krab exterior; crashing noises]
Patrick: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Squidward: Mr. Krabs! Mr. KRABS!!! [calmly and singing] Mr. Krabs, come see your new
employeeeeeeeee! [added emphasis with the -ployee]

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Kevin Durant
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Kevin Durant

Kevin Durant during his tenure with the Oklahoma City
Thunder, playing against the Sacramento Kings at the ARCO
Arena in March 2010.
No. 35 – Oklahoma City Thunder
Small forward
Personal information
Born

September 29, 1988
Washington, D.C.

Nationality

American

High school

Montrose Christian School (Maryland)
Oak Hill Academy (Virginia)

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Listed height

6 ft 9 in (2.06 m)

Listed weight

235 lb (107 kg)
Career information

College

Texas (2006-2007)

NBA Draft

2007 / Round: 1 / Pick: 2nd overall
Selected by the Seattle SuperSonics [1]
2007–present

Pro career
Career history
Seattle SuperSonics / Oklahoma City
Thunder

Career highlights and awards
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NBA Rookie of the Year (2008)
3× NBA All-Star (2010–2012)
3× NBA scoring champion (2010–2012)
3× All-NBA First Team (2010–2012)
NBA All-Rookie First Team (2008)
NBA All Star Game MVP (2012)
2× H-O-R-S-E Competition winner (2009–2010)
2010 FIBA World Championship MVP
Oscar Robertson Trophy (2007)
Adolph Rupp Trophy (2007)
Naismith College Player of the Year (2007)

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Stats at NBA.com
Medals
Competitor for the
United States
FIBA World Championship
Gold

2010 Turkey

Team competition

Kevin Wayne Durant (born September 29, 1988) is an American professional basketball
player. Playing the position of small forward, Durant currently plays with the Oklahoma City
Thunder of the National Basketball Association.
Standing at 6'9" (235 lbs) and playing the position of small forward, Durant was the
consensus 2007 National College Player of the Year and the 2006–2007 Big 12 Player of the
Year, amongst other awards. After a standout freshman season at the University of Texas,
[2]
Durant opted to enter the NBA Draft,[3] where he was selected second overall by the
Seattle SuperSonics. There he went on to win the NBA Rookie of the Year Award after his
debut season. In 2007, Durant signed an endorsement contract with Nike.[4] In the 2009–
2010 NBA season, Durant led the NBA in scoring and became the youngest player ever to

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win the NBA scoring title.[5] He is a 3-time NBA scoring champion and a 3-time member of
the All NBA First Team.

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